ass quotes, aphorisms, statements, say
Oblongs, The Biff: [To Milo] Hey, where are you going, ass-breath?
Chip: Yeah, ass-breath, cause his breath smells like ass.
Black Sheep [on stage making a fool of himself] Voting kicks ass right! Cause, uh, if voting kicks ass, and Al Donnelly kicks ass, and you put them both together and you got yourself some kick ass shit!
American Pie 2 Kid: Red leader what is your position?
Stifler: I'm touching his ass, I'm touching his ass, I'm touching his ass, I'm touching his ass!
Men in Trees Cash: "I make a kick-ass stew."
Marin: "My kick-ass stew could kick your kick-ass stew's ass."
Mission Impossible Ethan Hunt: Saved your ass again, Jack.
Jack Harmen: Give me a break, Pops.
Sarah Davies: Such a nice ass.
Jack Harmen: And a lonely ass.
Beavis and Butthead Do America Girl in video: I feel like such an ass.
Butt-head: Yeah. I feel like an ass too. Beavis, go out and get me an ass, please.
Beavis: Okay. Would you like some boobs to go with that ass too?
Role Models Ronnie: We are butt suck, chipmunk ass butt! We got ass butt, oh yo ass butt!
Wheeler: Come sit on, sit down! Please! Danny?
Danny: I like Ronnie's version better. I like how it invokes the concept of "ass" and "butt".
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