appendectomy quotes, aphorisms, statements, say
Roseanne [Roseanne and Dan are contacting their insurance at the hospital while Darlene is having an appendectomy]
Roseanne: Conner. C as in 'cat,' O as in 'oaf,' N as in 'numbskull,' N as in 'nitwit'...E as in...'empty-headed,' R as in 'target!'
Scrubs [during surgery]
Turk: Elliot, Todd and I are in the middle of teaching our interns how to do an appendectomy.
Elliot: Oh please, you just cut it out and sew it up.
Turk: [to assistants] She's right actually; finish up.
Elliot: Look, Carla always says that making love with you is perfect...
Turk: [to assistants] Yeah, she did!
Elliot:...tell me, what makes it so special... I mean, she says that you even cry sometimes.
Turk: [mortified] Thank you for sharing!
The Todd: That's OK, T-Dog. If it doesn't hurt you're not doing it right.