Xiaolin Showdown Kimiko: C'mon, Rai, you're a Xiaolin Warrior and he's a...weed!!!

Xiaolin Showdown Jack: [Flying away] Don't worry Xiaolin Losers! I'll thank you in my acceptance speech! Hahahahaha!

Xiaolin Showdown Clay: [Surfacing] Jack, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown!
Jack: [Surfacing] Clay, I challenge- crud! Alright, you pick.
Clay: My Serpent's Tail against your Orb of Tornami.
Jack: The Orb's getting old, how about... [checks list] the Sword of the Storm? I haven't used that to kick your butt!
Clay: And you ain't gonna this time, neither! The star goes into a hay stack and whoever finds it, wins!
Jack: What is this? Xiaolin Hoedown? Could you be any more of a hick? Whatever, I accept.

Xiaolin Showdown Omi: (To the Xiaolin monks) Monks, double your efforts....Raimundo...Triple yours.

Xiaolin Showdown Wuya: I cannot believe your incompetence! You lost yet another Xiaolin Showdown!
Jack: Couldn't help it. I had bananas and tire swings on my mind.

Xiaolin Showdown Jack: You know this trap would never have worked if I hadn't lost my Xiaolin Showdown in the first place [Everyone stares at him]. Wait, that didn't come out right.

Xiaolin Showdown Wuya: At last, the Xiaolin Temple! Oh, let me savor the moment! (sighs, then grins at the viewer) Okay, let's crush them.

Xiaolin Showdown Raimundo: Where have I heard that before? Oh yeah. [Looks to the fourth wall.] Previously, on Xiaolin Showdown.
[All look at the fourth wall while grinning and giving a thumbs-up.]

Xiaolin Showdown Wuya: (During a Xiaolin Showdown) Shroud of Shadows!
Kimiko: Hey! That's cheating! That wasn't one of the Shen Gong Wu wagered!
Wuya: You're fighting evil. What do you expect?

Xiaolin Showdown Omi: Aha, success! My friends, may I present - a squirrel? (Runs around screaming) AHHHHH! HELP! GET THIS DISEASE CARRYING VERMIN OFF OF ME!
Kimiko: Behold, the mighty Xiaolin Dragon of the Water.
Clay: Not his proudest moment, is it?