Cecil B. Demented Sylvia Mallory: This is William. William had heart surgery just seven days ago, and thanks to the blood transfusions paid for by your generosity at tonight's premier, he's going to be alright. Aren't you William?
William: I don't want to be here!
Sylvia Mallory: William's a little grumpy.
William: Get off of me, ugly!
Sylvia Mallory: But he's alive! And that's what counts.

Knight's Tale, A William: I'll ride in his place.
Roland: What's your name, William? I'm asking you, William Thatcher, to answer me with your name. It's not Sir William. It's not Count, or Duke or Earl William. It's certainly not King William.
William: I'm aware of that.
Roland: You have to be of noble birth to compete!
William: A detail. The landscape is food. Do you want to eat or don't you?
Roland: If the nobles find out who you are there'll be the devil to pay.
William: Then pray that they don't.

Fringe Walter: Hello, William.
William Bell: Walter.
Walter: I see you've aged.
William Bell: It appears I'm not the only one.

Yours, Mine and Ours 2005 film Frank: William, what have you got there?
William: Academy applications, S.A.T. forms, Capital Summer Hill entry forms, and the number of the girl two houses down.
Frank: [asked his eldest son, William of what he is holding of entering in their new home] Outsanding!
William: One, two.

Mystery Science Theater 3000 [William looks at a Franklin half-dollar he's holding.]
William: Fifty cents. Half a dollar.
Servo: In those days, that'd buy you a car.
William: Benjamin Franklin, eh?
Crow [as William]: Bite me, Franklin!
William: He was supposed to be a pretty smart fellow when it came to money. I suppose he could've told me how to keep out of the red.
Crow [as William]: He was the best President we ever had. [N]
...
[Ben Franklin's silhouette appears in the mirror.]
Servo: Alfred Hitchcock! [N]

Beauty and the Beast TV William: This is cowardice!
Vincent: There is no shame in making sacrifices for something you believe in strongly, William.
William: I believe in the children. I believe in the life we have built here.
Mary: So do we.
William: And yet you'd see it destroyed? Changed without a fight?
Vincent: No one will ever destroy this place.

Angel Angelus: William...
William the Bloody: Bloody hell! That right bastard!
Angelus: The Immortal thinks he can do this to us?
William the Bloody: He doesn't know who he's dealing with.
Angelus: Well, he's about to find out.
William the Bloody: He's gonna curse the day he ever crossed purpose with Angelus.
Angelus: And William the Bloody.
William the Bloody: See just how immortal he is, when we're done with him.
Angelus: [regaining his Irish accent] We'll carve him up like a Sunday roast and make him watch as we feast on his steaming flesh.
[still struggling with restrains]
Angelus: How you doing?
William the Bloody: Bugger!

That's So Raven Cory: C'mon, William.
William: For real?
Cory: Yeah! Just don't touch yourself.

Shield, The William: Just tell me why I do it.
Dutch: To dominate. To feel the...
William: No! That's not right.
Dutch: You exert power over...
William: No!
Dutch: You're compelled to.
William: By what?
Dutch: Organized sociopaths tend to...
William: Is that who you think you were chasing this whole time? A type? Some answer on an exam? Who would you be chasing right now if you hadn't stumbled over my parking tickets?
Dutch: But I did find your parking tickets.
William: What happens if the next guy reads the street signs?

Knight's Tale, A [Count Adhemar takes note of William's armor]
Adhemar: Your armor, sir.
William: What about it?
Adhemar: How stylish of you to joust in an antique. You'll start a new fashion if you win. My grandfather will be able to wear his in public again, and a shield, how quaint.
William: [Angrily] Hyah! [William rides off]
Adhemar: Some of these poor country knights, little better than peasants.