Wait quotes, aphorisms, statements, say
Two and a Half Men [Alan and Kandi arrive late to Jake's birthday party. Everyone stares at them upon coming in]
Alan: Sorry we're late, but... I was having sex with this gorgeous twenty-two-year-old woman!
Charlie: Wait, wait-wait-wait-wait... [grabs a camcorder] OK, come in and say that again!
How I Met Your Mother Barney: I'm - wait for it - in - wait for it - love - wait for it - with - wait for it - a -wait for it - certain - wait for it...
Marshall: I KNOW THAT YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH ROBIN!
Desperate Housewives Gabrielle: "Wait, wait, wait. First rule of ransacking: remember where everything goes."
[Takes three pictures with her camera phone.]
Susan: "You are gonna make a really good mother someday."