Voiceover quotes, aphorisms, statements, say
How I Met Your Mother Robin: What's my "but"? You know, I'm really nice, but...
Ted [voiceover]: But she's afraid of commitment.
Lily [voiceover]: But she's a gun nut.
Barney [voiceover]: But she's... Canadian.
Marshall [voiceover]: But she doesn't like Field of Dreams.
All: I can't think of anything.
Gintama Gintoki: [voiceover] This anime is already hard enough for kids to understand. If you keep this up, we'll lose our time slot! So Gintoki screamed in his mind…
Shinpachi: [voiceover] Screamed? Hey, don't copy me, Gin-san.
Gintoki: [voiceover] Cretin. Do you think such tomfoolery will affect me?
My So-Called Life Sharon: [voiceover] I resolve to never again have sex with Kyle, or anyone, again, unless I really love and respect them.
Kyle: [voiceover]... to spend more time with the dog, and Sharon.
Katimski: [voiceover]... um, give up coffee, there, that's an easy one.
Brian: [voiceover] I resolve to stop obsessing over Angela Chase.
Danielle: [voiceover]... to badger Mom into letting me wear make-up.
Rickie: [voiceover]... to find some place where I like really, belong.
Rayanne: [voiceover]... to stop drinking, but this time, like, really stop.
Patty: [voiceover] I resolve to be less judgmental, less critical, to lighten up! And above all, to be more supportive, and less suspicious. [about Graham] No matter how much it seems like he's hiding something.
Graham: [voiceover]... to tell Hallie Lowenthal once and for all that I'm not going into restaurant business with her... And to stop all those long talks with her after class.
Saturday Night Live Jane Curtin: Today was the 102nd running of the Preakness, and our Update sports team was there, where we not only covered the race but also attached a microphone to the jockey of the race's winner, Seattle Slew.
[cut to stock footage of the race]
Jockey: [voiceover] Ouch..! Ouch..! Ow..! Oh, boy..! Hey.. hey.. aiiee..! Ow-ay.. ow..! Ow.. ow.!
Horse: [voiceover] It's okay, we'll be alright!
Jockey: [voiceover] Okay. Oh..! Ow..! Ow..!
Horse: [voiceover] We're okay!
Jockey: [voiceover] I know, my- ow!
Horse: [voiceover] Ohhh, I told you, Wilbur!
Jockey: [voiceover] Ow, I wish I was wearing my jockey shorts-- aiieee! Ow..!
Horse: [voiceover] Oh boy, Wilbur! Oh..! Good boy!
[cut back to Jane Curtin at the news deck]
Jane Curtin: A footnote to the race: the other favorite, Run Dusty Run, not noted for being a good loser, threw a tantrum and had to be dragged away kicking and screaming.
Saturday Night Live [Beginning of Weekend Update]
Don Pardo: [voiceover] And now, Weekend Update with Chevy Chase!
Jane Curtin and Dan Aykroyd: [shocked] What?!
Don Pardo: [voiceover] [apologetic] Sorry, old script.
My So-Called Life Angela: Brian, this was all my fault..
Brian: '[voiceover] Her hair smelled incredible.
Angela:...I mean, I ruined your night. And Delia's night. I should have just stayed out of it.
Brian: [voiceover] Like this orange grove we passed when I was eight on our way to see my grandmother.
Angela: And I can't really explain why I even got involved. But I'm sorry.
Brian: [voiceover] But I guess that's just like her shampoo, or whatever.
The Golden Girls [Shot of interstate highway at night]
Rose: [voiceover, singing The Name Game] Let's try it now with Dorothy. Dorothy Dorothy bo-borothy, bonana-fana-fo-forothy, fee-fi-mo-morothy...
[Sound of car screeching to a halt]
Dorothy: [voiceover] Get out, Rose.
Dexter [At yoga with Rita]
Yoga Instructor: We are all strong warriors, all of us.
Dexter: [voiceover] This is absolutely, without a doubt, the worst moment of my life.
Yoga Instructor: Now, let's go into a little free-form yoga. Just let yourself dance.
Dexter: [voiceover] I was wrong. This is.
Yoga Instructor: See the dust dancing against the sunlight. Be as beautiful as the golden flakes of dust, Dexter.
Dexter: [voiceover] I could probably kill her before anyone realized what happened.