Tony - authors
Tony quotes, aphorisms, statements, say
Mystery Science Theater 3000 [Integrating an alien power supply into their Eagle, Tony, reading some instructions, counts off numbers to Commander Koenig.]
Tony: 1... 2...
Servo [as Tony]: 3...
Joel, Crow, Servo: What?!
Joel: That's why they're in such trouble.
Tony: 7... 4.
Crow: Well, they are British.
NCIS Ziva: Tony, I have a question.
Ziva: If and when you meet my friend, and I emphasize 'if', what will you say?
Tony: Be careful. [chuckles insecurely] Um, handle with care; contents priceless.
Ziva: Goodnight, Tony.
Tony: Goodnight, Ziva.
Skins Tony: Just you and me, sis.
Effy: Fucking wanker.
Tony: Eff, what are you talking about?
Tony: I tried.
Effy: No. Wanker.
Tony: I said sorry!
Tony: Effy. I liked it better when you didn't talk.
Effy: [pause] Wanker.
NCIS Tony: Look, everybody enjoys a good book, but don't you ever have the urge to just act a little...
Tony: Silly. Stupid. Brainless.
Ziva: Like you?
Ziva: Tony, you and I come from two totally different places. In my world, you grow up. Fast. You have no choice.
Tony: Now you do.
NCIS Tony: [watching Langer leave] What an ass.
Ziva: [looking down admiringly] Yes, indeed.
Tony: You're Langer-leering. You're leering at Langer.
Ziva: Why not? He's cute.
Tony: He -- he's not cute, he's --
Ziva: [puts her finger over Tony's mouth] Shh. Don't speak.
Tony: [impressed] Bullets Over Broadway. Woody Allen.
Ziva: Very good, Tony. You get a B in my class.
Tony: I could teach your class.
NCIS McGee: The blood starts at the ping-pong table.
Tony: Beer pong.
Tony: This is tragic, don't tell me you've never played beer pong before, Probie.
[McGee stares at Tony]
Tony: What did you do at MIT?