Titty quotes, aphorisms, statements, say
Nutty Professor 2 Granny: Come on Cletus, come on right now! But I'm gonna tell you something, I gotta a razor in this here bag.
Cletus: Oh yeah? Well let me tell you something, that ain't even no bag you got in your hand, that's your titty.
Anna: Cletus!
Cletus: She's an old bag with old bag tittie.
Ernie (quietly to Ernie Jr.): Heh, he called Grandma a titty bag
From Dusk till Dawn Seth: [in the Titty Twister] You serve food here, Jose?
Razor Charlie: Best in Mexico.
Seth: I kind of doubt that.
Futurama Linda: Hey you! Good evening. Who you calling drunk? You're not drunk, I'm drunk!
Morbo: Tha's right Linda. Water is n... now booze and everyone's... titty much protally fitshaced.
Metalocalypse (Murderface's song)
Murderface: A million miles from nowhere, Dragon Lance burns hot. By the fire of a horse's ghost, a minnow would be lost... Cha-cha-cha-changes... mmmm, Tits... A fish... A fish with tits. Titty fish.
Dexter Doakes: So, titty site?
Dexter: Oops. You caught me.
Doakes: Bullshit. What were you really doing in here?
Dexter: [pointing to the laptop screen] The tits are right there.
Doakes: Yeah. But in ten years, you've never rented a single porn title.
Nutty Professor 2 Granny: The other day I got out the shower and I bend down to reach for a towel, and I felt a sharp pain in my chest. Shot through my chest and up around my shoulder and down my spine. I thought "Oh, Lord." I thought I was dying. I bent over and looked, and I was standing on my own titty.
Venture Bros., The (Brock confers with Hunter Gathers, now a post-op tranny working at a strip club)
Brock: (to Doc) I'll only be a minute. Will you just wait out in the X-1 with the boys?
Hunter: You came in the plane? You call parking a supersonic jet in front of a titty-bar inconspicuous?! Who taught you to be a spy, fucking Gallagher!?!
Nutty Professor 2 Granny: The other day I got out the shower and I bend down to reach for a towel, and I felt a sharp pain in my chest. Shot through my chest and up around my shoulder and down my spine. I thought "Oh, Lord." I thought I was dying. I bent over and looked, and I was standing on my own titty.
Anna: You don't need a breast reduction, just be more careful.
Granny: Both feet too, both feet.
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