Schoolhouse Rock Orville, Wilbur, go outside this minute,
and there continue with your silly playin'.
Take those plans and take those blueprints!
Take that funny lookin' thing
Take that wheel, take that wing!
I can't hear a thing that Mrs. Johnson's sayin'!

I Love Lucy Ethel [reading from 'Dr. Spoc's' book]: If he hunts, take up hunting. If he fishes, take up fishing. If he golfs, take up golfing.
Lucy: Ricky plays poker. I'll have to take up poking.

Psych Shawn: Lassie, good news - we got you a grape one.
Lassiter: Told you I don't want a Popsicle.
Shawn: Ah, I guess we'll have to share this one.
Gus: How do you share a Popsicle?
Shawn: I take a lick, you take a lick, I take a lick, you take a lick, I take a lick.

Robert Orben I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.

The Merchant of Venice by William Shakespeare Nay, take my life and all; pardon not that;
You take my house, when you do take the prop
That doth sustain my house; you take my life,
When you do take the means whereby I live.

South Park Enya-style music: Take a look, take a look, take a look above the sky! Come and fly, take a ride--
Stan: This music is terrible! It's cheesy but lame, and eerily soothing at the same time!
Grampa: Now you know what's it's like to be old!

Paris Hilton I take my dog Tinkerbell seriously. I take my job seriously. But I don't take myself all that seriously.

Courtney Brown Are you willing to take a step and see the things I have to fight? Take my shoes, now take a breath and walk a mile in my life..

King of the Hill Student: (After being told that students can elect which classes to take instead of being forced to take them.) "I elect to take... nothing!"

Everybody Hates Chris Julius: Did Martin Luther King, Jr. take a break? Did Moses take a break? Did Gandhi take a break?
Narrator: He took a break from eatin'!