Mystery Science Theater 3000 [Major Stevens briefs the colonel on newcomer Witkowski's natural flying talent.]
Col. Hunt: Do you know, flying a plane is like making love?
Crow [as Maj. Stevens]: Uh, you have to pay?

Californication Hank Moody: [trying to lure a dog named Cat Stevens] Hey, Cat Stevens. C'mere, Cat. Come here. I'll take you away from all this. Cat... Yusuf Islam. Peace Train's a good song. C'mere, Cat. C'mere.

South Park Stan: Ms. Stevens, you have a bug on your back.
Ms. Stevens: Oh, could you swat it off? [turns around to reveal giant fly on her back]
Stan: No...

Grey's Anatomy Callie: You should direct your questions to Dr. Bailey, Stevens.
Cristina: Oh, we're directing our questions to Dr. Bailey?
Callie: Oh, not you, just Stevens.
Bailey: Why is Stevens directing her questions to Dr. Bailey?
Callie: Because she's been sleeping with my husband. Alrighty then? Have a good day.
Cristina: This is more disturbing than your bag full of Mommy.

To Catch a Thief Mrs. Stevens: [to Robie] How come you haven't made a pass at my daughter? [to Frances] And don't say, "Oh, Mother!" to me. Mr. Burns, I asked you a question.
Robie: Very pretty; quietly attractive.
Mrs. Stevens: Yeah, but too nice. I'm sorry I ever sent her to that finishing school; I think they finished her there.

Hell's Kitchen Tommy Stevens

Poseidon Adventure, The Stella Stevens: Linda Rogo

Californication Meredith: My baby.
Hank Moody: You have a baby with married guy? Holy fuck!
Meredith: No, my dog, Cat Stevens.
Hank Moody: You have a dog named Cat Stevens? Holy fuck!

Law amp Order Criminal Intent Saffron Burrows - Detective Serena Stevens (2010)

South Park Stan: Ahhhhhh!
Miss Stevens: Stan, what is it?
Stan: Snake! [points to a snake, everyone gasps]
Pablo: Oh yes, this is what we call a coral snake. Notice the red markings. Quite an amazing creature.
[Stan screams and runs away]
Pablo: What's the matter, little boy?
Cartman: He's a little wuss, what's it look like?
Stan: I'm just scared of snakes.
Pablo: Now, now, you must remember. This snake is more afraid of us than we are of it.
[snake chokes Pablo to death]
Miss Stevens: Oh, my God!
[snake starts to eat Pablo]
Cartman: Yeah, that snake is pretty scared of us, all right.
[snake continues to eat Pablo]
Miss Stevens: Jesus Christ! Is he dead?
[snake excretes remains of Pablo]
Stan: Dude!
Kyle: My guess would be yes.
Miss Stevens: Oh, no! God, no! Now don't panic, children.
Cartman: [hitting coral snake with a stick] Bad! That's a bad snake! [runs away as the snake starts chasing him]