Somalia quotes, aphorisms, statements, say
Jan Egeland Finally, I also come in recognition of the great work that has been undertaken by the NGOs and UN agencies that have been active for many years here, especially through the local staff and international staff here in Somaliland and in Somalia at large.
South Park Kyle: [reading Ike's letter] "Dear Mommy and Daddy, I am running away. I am sorry, but I can no longer handle the monotony of middle-class life. Everyone at school is a fucking idiot, and if one more person talked to me about that Susan Boyle performance of Les Misérables, I was going to puke my balls out through my mouth. I love you all, but I have to move on. I'm going to Somalia to be--to be a pirate"? Oh, shit!
Final Destination 2 [After Kimberly packs up her stuff at her SUV, She turns to her father.]
Kimberly Corman: Okay, I'll call you.
Michael Corman: Kimberly, are you sure you've got everything? Credit card, cell phone, Triple-A card?---
Kimberly Corman: Dad, it's Daytona, not Somalia.
Michael Corman: Alright... Fix-a-flat, road flares, sunblock, mace?
[Shaina appears and puts her stuff at Kimberly's SUV.; Shaina goes to Mr. Corman and Kimberly]
Shaina: Condoms, whips, chains?
[Michael turns to Shaina.]
Shaina: Just kidding, Mr. Corman. Don't worry, I'll keep an eye on her.
Michael Corman: That makes me feel a lot better, thanks.