Soldier - authors
Soldier quotes, aphorisms, statements, say
History of the World Part I Stoned Roman Soldier 1 - (very stoned) So, do you care if it falls?
Stoned Roman Soldier 2 - (equally high) What?
Stoned Roman Soldier 1 - The Roman Empire.
Stoned Roman Soldier 2 - Fuck it!
M A S H Soldier: Am I all right? I can't feel anything in my legs.
Charles: Try to hang on. We're going to get you to a MASH unit and they'll patch you up just fine.
Soldier: I don't know if I can, Doc. I feel real weird.
Charles: Just stay with it.
Soldier: You still there?
Soldier: I can't see you, hold my hand.
Charles: I am holding it.
Soldier: I can't feel it. Oh God, I'm gonna die.
Charles: Can you hear me?
Charles (crying): What is happening to you? Can you feel anything? See anything? Please, I have to know. What is happening to you?
Soldier: I smell bread.
Charles: I don't understand.
Stargate Atlantis Soldier: Bacon.
Other Soldier: The one thing you wish you brought with you is bacon.
Soldier: Hey, it's the food that makes other food worth eating
Other Soldier: You wish you brought bacon to another galaxy?
Avatar The Last Airbender Soldier 1: Hey! Did you throw that egg?
Soldier 1: Did you see who did it?
Soldier 1: That egg had to've come from somewhere.
Zuko: Maybe a chicken flew over.
Mulan Soldier: [Showing his Dragon Tattoo to Ling & Yao] This tattoo will protect me from harm.
Yao: [Thinking] Hmmm.. '[Punches the soldier in his gut, making the soldier fall to the ground]
Ling: [Laughing] I hope you get your money back!
Fast Show, The [Triumphant chivalrous music. Swords in the air]
English soldier #1: We shall be victorious! We will slay those French dogs!
English soldier #2: Aye! We'll cut them down like so many sheeths of weed!
English soldier #1: God is on our side! The French are devils!
English soldier #3: Oh no, they're not too bad, are they? Their dress sense is vastly superior to ours. Their woman are better looking. Their cooking is brilliant. And their language... Ma jolie!
[Other soldiers look on menacingly]
English soldier #3: I'll get me cloak!