Ron - authors
Ron quotes, aphorisms, statements, say
Kim Possible [Ron fires a grappling hook, which tears his pants off.]
Kim: Ron, quit fooling around!
Ron: Okay, I'm going...
[fires a second grappling hook, which tears his shirt off.]
Ron: Oh, c-, are you kidding me?!
Stingers [Garry is Ron Gallagher's brother]
RON: Get your gear off
GARRY: Ron, what are you doing
RON: What if he's a pig
GARRY: He's a thieving bastard
RON: He's a smart thieving bastard, get your gear off
[Pete takes all his clothes off. Standing in front of Ron and Garry naked]
PETER: See anything you like
RON: Nah you're not my type
Kim Possible Kim: Open it, Ron. Maybe the check's big enough for you to grande-size.
[Ron opens the envelope, and his eyes bug out when he sees the check.]
Ron: (stammering) I-it's for nuh-nuh-nuh, ni...
Kim & Bonnie: (looking) NINETY-NINE MILLION DOLLARS?!
Bonnie: (tousling Ron's hair) Ron Stoppable, you are such a hottie!
Ron: Are you saying that because I'm rich?
Kim Possible Drakken: This is not over! It can't be over!
Ron: (closing door to police van) Deal with it dude, its over. (van leaves)
Kim: You know, Ron, we better hurry... [gives Ron a loving look]
Ron: Hurry where?
Kim: [grabs Ron's hand and runs] You'll see.
Kim Possible (Drakken tries to get away but Ron trips him)
Ron: Taking over the world is one thing but you ruined Bueno Nacho! Your gonna pay!
Drakken: You can't be serious!
Ron: Note! Serious! Face!
Drakken: Oh please, your name escapes me, I beg of you!
Ron: Say my name! Say it!
Drakken: It's Ron Stoppable!
Ron: (satisfied) Booyah!
Kim Possible Monique: You know Ron, if you had a job, then you'd have--
Ron: Impossible hours?
Ron: Mean bosses?
Ron: On the job injuries?
Monique: NO!!! MONEY! You'd have mad money!
Ron: [Pauses] Oh, that reminds me - Kim, can I borrow 5 bucks?
Kim Possible [Seeing Wade's new girlfriend, Olivia, use a "Cupid Ray" on him.]
Ron: Er, you don't think Kim's got one of those?
Rufus: I dunno.
Kim: [from behind]: Hey, Ron.
[Ron and Rufus scream and cower]
Kim: What are you doing?
Kim: You're weird!
Kim: Shh, [romantically] I like weird!