Reg quotes, aphorisms, statements, say
Holby City [Abra and Reg are about to treat patient Grace Horley with a leech]
Abra: This is Reg, our leech wrangler.
Reg: Eh, have a look at this little beauty.
Grace: I'm not letting that slimy thing anywhere near me.
Abra: I thought Reg was a bit of a looker, myself.
The Great Outdoors Bartender: He's been struck by lightning... how many times has it been now, Reg?
Reg: S-s-s-s-s-s-s-six...
Chet: Six times?
Reg: S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sixty-sixty-six times. In-n-n-n-n-n-n-In-n-n-n-n-n-n-In-n-n-n-n-n-n the head!
SpongeBob SquarePants Reg: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are you?
SpongeBob: How tough am I? You got a bottle of ketchup?
Reg: Sure. [hands SpongeBob a bottle of ketchup]
SpongeBob: It's on! [takes the bottle and struggles to open it] Now if I could run this under some hot water...
Reg: Get outta here!
The Discworld Novels by Terry Pratchett "You'd like Freedom, Truth and Justice, wouldn't you, comrade sergeant?" said Reg encouragingly.
"I'd like a hardboiled egg," said Vimes, shaking the match out.
What's this all about, Reg?'
"The People's Republic of Treacle Mine Road!" said Reg proudly. "We are forming a government!"
"Oh, good," said Vimes. "Another one. Just what we need. Now, does any one of you know where my damn barricades have gone?"
Life of Brian Reg: But apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh-water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
PFJ Member: Brought peace?
Reg: Oh, peace? SHUT UP!
Life of Brian [The members of "The People's Front of Judea" are sitting in the amphitheatre. Stan has just announced that he wants to be a woman and wants to be called "Loretta," and is explaining why.]
Stan: I want to have babies.
Reg: You want to have babies?!?!
Stan: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
Reg: But... you can't HAVE babies!
Stan: Don't you oppress me!
Reg: I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the fetus gonna gestate? You gonna keep it in a box?
SpongeBob SquarePants Reg: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are you?
Sandy: How tough am I? [rips off his tattoo, which reads "MOM", off his chest and puts it back upside down, so that it now reads "WOW"]
SpongeBob: Wow...
Sandy: Got any more tattoos?
Reg: Uh, that won't be necessary. Go ahead in.
The Discworld Novels by Terry Pratchett "see the little angels rise up high..." Others were picking up the tune.
[...]
"do they rise up, rise up, rise up, how do they rise up, rise up high?"
"It could have been good, sergeant," said Reg, looking up. "It really could. A city where a man can breathe free."
"they rise ARSE up, arse up, arse up, see the little angels rise up high..."
"Wheeze free, Reg," said Vimes, sitting down next to him. This is Ankh-Morpork." And they all hit that line together, thought the part of him that was listening with the other ear. Strange that they should do that, or maybe not.
"Yeah, make a joke of it. Everyone thinks it's funny," said Reg, looking at his feet.
"I don't know if this'll help, Reg, but I didn't even get my hardboiled egg," said Vimes.
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