Raphael - authors
Raphael quotes, aphorisms, statements, say
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles [after Raphael gets a mention from April on the news]
Donatello: Hey, look. I think he's blushing.
Raphael: I am not.
Donatello: I think he's actually turning red. [Raphael chucks a Sai into the floor between Donatello's legs] Hmm, maybe not.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles [Two Foot are left after Raphael defeats a large number. They look at each other in fright and confusion.]
Raphael: I mean, come on, how do you guys expect to beat me?
[Camera pans as an overwhelming number of Foot leap onto the rooftop.]
Raphael: Good answer. Good answer!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Leonardo: We were awesome!
Raphael: Totally tubular!
Donatello: uuh... mega...
Splinter: I have always liked... 'Cowabunga'.
Splinter: [laughs] I made a funny! [laughs again]
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles [Turtles are watching April on TV, Michelangelo's teasing Raphael] I think he's actually turning red! [Raphael throws sai, sticks to floor between Donatello's legs] Uh, maybe not.
TMNT Raphael: Spoken like a true has-been.
Donatello: Well, look who woke up. I suppose you think Nightwatcher is some kind of hero.
Raphael: Beats sitting around doing nothing while dirtbags run free.
Addams Family, The Sally Jessy Raphael: So, you say your son was kidnapped by voodoo witch doctors? Let's take a call.
Gomez: Hello, Sally?
Sally Jessy Raphael: [frustrated] Mr. Addams, please, stop calling! We do not know where they meet!
TMNT Casey Jones: You think you own these rooftops? I happen to think you could use my help. And I could use a sidekick. You may have everyone else fooled, but you haven't fooled me, Raph.
"Nightwatcher": Yeah, well guess what... Hey, wait a minute...
["Nightwatcher" removes his helmet, revealing Raphael in the costume.]
Raphael: How'd you know it was me?
Casey Jones: It wasn't that hard, man. You look like a big, metal turtle.
Raphael: It's that obvious, huh?
Supernatural Castiel: If God is dead, why have I returned? Who brought me back?
Raphael: Did it ever occur to you that maybe Lucifer raised you?
Raphael: Think about it. He needs all the rebellious angels he can find. You know it adds up.
Supernatural Raphael: Castiel.
Dean: Oh, you know, I thought you were supposed to be impressive. All you do is black out the room?
Raphael: And the eastern seaboard. It is a testament of my unending mercy that I don't smite you here and now.
Dean: Or maybe you're full of crap. Maybe you're afraid that God'll bring Cas back to life again, and smite you and your candy-ass skirt. By the way, hi, I'm Dean. [Waves]