Randolph - authors
Asa Philip Randolph6 quotes
James Randolph Adams5 quotes
John Randolph4 quotesRandolph quotes, aphorisms, statements, say
Free Willy Jesse: [knocing on the door] Randolph! Randolph, wake up! Randolph, wake up! Randolph, wake up! Wake up! Wake up! [Randolph opens the door] There's a hole in Willy's tank. [Jesse and Randolph enter the tank] They're trying to kill Willy!
Randolph: Wade was with them?
Jesse: Yeah, and they dropped this!
Randolph: It's part of the tank. Dial's trying to collect the insurance money. Willy's worth a million dollars.
Jesse: A million dollars? Randolph, let's free him.
Randolph: What!
Jesse: Let's free Willy! If we take him down at the bay. We'll put him back in the water.
Randolph: I never liked this job anyway.
Slap Her She's French Dad: Is that our girl? Ooh la la.
Randolph: She's no Starla.
Starla: Thank you, Randolph.
Randolph: She looks nothing like a drag queen.
Death to Smoochy Randolph: You want your little booger eater on my show?
Wife: Yes, very much.
Randolph: Then don't tell me how to run my fucking business.
Trading Places Randolph Duke: Money isn't everything, Mortimer.
Mortimer Duke: Oh, grow up.
Randolph Duke: Mother always said you were greedy.
Mortimer Duke: She meant it as a compliment.
Death to Smoochy [As Randolph and Buggy dangle from a ceiling catwalk]
Randolph: Let go of me you FUCKING JUNKIE!
[As Buggy loses his grip, plummeting to his death]
Buggy: I never saw Venice!
Scoop A typical triumph of modern science to find the only part of Randolph that was not malignant and remove it."
Diary entry (March 1964), after hearing that doctors had removed a benign tumor from Randolph Churchill.
Trading Places Billy Ray: [after breaking a vase] Hey, sorry about that.
Randolph Duke: It's perfectly all right William. It was your vase.
Billy Ray: That was a cheap vase, right? That was a fake? Right?
Randolph Duke: I believe we paid $35,000. But if I remember correctly, we valued it for the insurance company at $50,000. You see, Mortimer? William has already made us $15,000.
[Coleman, Mortimer, Randolph, and Billy Ray start laughing]
Billy Ray: You want me to break something else?
Randolph Duke, Mortimer Duke, Coleman: NO!
Death to Smoochy [Randolph mentions his long-ago affair with Nora]
Nora: That was a long time ago. I was young and stupid.
Randolph: And limber.
Wedding Crashers [sees Jeremy carrying the grandmother back to her room]
Randolph: You banging the daughter and the grandma? How much jam you got, man?
Jeremy: Jam? L--
Randolph: Listen, man,the family dog lives downstairs. I can wake him up for you, if you like. His name is Snooky.
Jeremy: You could not be more wrong about what's happen--
Randolph: Just be gentle with her, okay? She be pushing 90! Jesus Christ.
Trading Places [Billy Ray overhears the Dukes talking in the bathroom]
Randolph Duke: Pay up, Mortimer. I've won the bet.
Mortimer Duke: Here, one dollar.
Randolph Duke: [chuckling] We took a perfectly useless psychopath like Valentine, and turned him into a successful executive. And during the same time, we turned an honest, hard-working man into a violently, deranged, would-be killer! [laughs] Now, what are we going to do about taking Winthorpe back and returning Valentine to the ghetto?
Mortimer Duke: I don't want Winthorpe back, after what he's done.
Randolph Duke: You mean, keep Valentine on as managing director?
Mortimer Duke: Do you really believe I would have a nigger run our family business, Randolph?
[Valentine's eyes widen with outrage]
Randolph Duke: Of course not. Neither would I.
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