Amazing Race Leslie: Who wants to go to Paris? I don't want to go to Paris. I hate Paris.

Troy [the trojans just sailed from Sparta back to Troy, Hector is carving a lion in a small piece of wood, Paris gets closer]
Paris: Is a beautiful morning. Poseidon has blessed our voyage.
Hector: Somentimes the gods bless you in the morning and curse you in the afternoon.
Paris: [Paris see the sea and then look to Hector] Do you love me brother? Would you protect me from any enemy?
Hector: [stops his carving and sees Paris] Last time you spoke to me like this you were 10 years old and stole our father's horse. What have you done now?
Paris: Come, I'll show you

Never Mind the Buzzcocks [Watching a Paris Hilton video]
Simon: Overpriced, arrogant, covered in dog poo, and since that tunnel opened, any old tosser with fifty quid can get in. It's Paris!

Ernest Hemingway If you are lucky enough to have lived in Paris as a young man, then wherever you go for the rest of your life it stays with you, for Paris is a moveable feast.

National Lampoon's European Vacation Rusty Griswold: Who was it that said when in Rome do as the Romans do?
Clark Griswold: That was Rome not Paris. This is Paris and you're drunk.

Highlander The Series Amanda: Remember when Gustave Eiffel built this thing?
Duncan MacLeod: World's Fair, 1889. Half the people thought it would ruin Paris forever. There were fist-fights all along the Champs Elysees.
Amanda: Now you can't imagine Paris without it.

Paths of Glory Dax: Why didn't you leave the trenches?
Paris: Major Vignon was shot, and he fell back on top of me, sir, and knocked me cold.
Dax: And were you lying unconscious in the trenches during the entire attack?
Paris: Yes, sir.
Judge: Have you any witnesses to that?
Paris: No, sir. I guess everybody was too busy to notice me. There were so many others lying dead anyway.
Judge: But you have no witnesses?
Paris: No, sir. I only have a rather large cut on my head, sir.
Judge: That could have been self-inflicted later.

Hannah Montana Hannah: [talking to her audience] I know, I can't wait! Swiss chocolate, Italian shoes, and French boys...ooh la la!
Robby: [from backstage] Ooh la la? Uh uh uh! That's it! The closest we're gonna get to Paris is Paris, Texas!

Highlander The Series Methos: I'm, uh, Adam Pierson.
Alexa: Where are you from?
Methos: Umm...
Alexa: Your accent. Your not from here.
Methos: No, I've traveled a lot.
Alexa: Really?!?! Paris?
Methos: Paris is too full of Parisians. Even the French don't like Paris.
Alexa: Venice?
Methos: Venice, the smell alone would kill you.
Alexa: A little young to be so cynical, aren't you?
Methos: Well, if you say so.
Alexa: I just did. (leaves)
Methos: What did I say?
Joe: Ah, forget it, Alexa's not your type, OK?

Goodness Gracious Me Just think of all the places you can get to now with the utmost MASSIVE convenience, innit!
Paris!
Brussels!
…Paris!
Anywhere in Europe, man. Turkey, Poland, Netherland…Disneyland.
Hold on, man. Turkey's in Asia, man.
Nah, man. You're thinking of Bangladesh, innit.