Oslo quotes, aphorisms, statements, say
Top Gear [On whether Jeremy will get sleep on the Oslo race]
James: Well I would, and you would, but I don't think Jeremy will because he'll become obsessed by [impersonates Clarkson] power and winning!
Top Gear [on the CDs he was given for the race to Oslo]
Jeremy: [laughing] 101 classic speeches from... Mrs. Thatcher! [impersonating Thatcher] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this lady's not for turning.
Top Gear [to Richard on speaking before the museum experts]
Jeremy: Do you know what? We've made amphibious cars, we made a convertible people carrier, I've raced you to Oslo... this is the hardest thing I have ever faced.
Top Gear [in a Eurotunnel train during the race to Oslo]
Jeremy: I wonder what the fastest anyone has ever been... in a Eurotunnel train...? How tempting is it to... [depressing accelerator momentarily] No, no, no no. No, grow up!
Numb3rs Colby Granger: [to Ian Edgerton] "What are you doing here?"
Ian Edgerton: "I caught up with an escaped convict in Riverside, tonight I fly out of LAX to Oslo, fugitive stockbroker."
Colby Granger: "So you came down here to taunt us with your lack of availability?"
Metalocalypse Nathan Explosion: Why do I drink so much before stupid fan day?
William Murderface: I believe you drink because it's fan day.
Nathan: Ugh. I don't w - Don't talk to me about that. Wai - wait, where's Skwisgaar?
Toki Wartooth: I don't think he gonna be here for a while, he had a very big night with a very huge fan!
Nathan: Yeah, we were all up late.
Toki: Not me, I actually got good rest.
Pickles: Can you please, just be quiet for a second?
Toki: Ahh, what's wrong Pickle? You just need to eat something. Your name is Pickle, maybe you should try pickle herring sandwich [hands him a sandwich] very famous from Oslo!