Natalie quotes, aphorisms, statements, say
Mystery Science Theater 3000 [Natalie is getting dressed for Summerfest.]
Crow: That's not Natalie, that's Tonya Harding!
[A grooming Natalie appraises herself in the mirror.]
Crow [as Natalie/Tonya]: You're dead, Nancy Kerrigan!
Mystery Science Theater 3000 [As Karen drives off with her uniformed Navy boyfriend, Natalie tries to call her back.]
Mike [as Karen]: Sorry! Love is lifting me up where I belong!
[Natalie stomps in frustration.]
Crow [as Natalie/Tonya]: The lace on my skate broke!
[Zack comes up behind Natalie and startles her. As she spins around…]
Crow [as Natalie/Tonya]: Jeff Gillooly did it!
Monk [Monk is ironing his magazines when he gets a phone call]
Adrian Monk: Hello?
Natalie Teeger: Mr. Monk?
Adrian Monk: Natalie?
Natalie Teeger: I'm sorry to call you so late.
Adrian Monk: Are you all right?
Natalie Teeger: I'm down at the police station.
Adrian Monk: What are you doing there? [Cuts to Natalie sitting in handcuffs at a table outside the holding cells]
Natalie Teeger: I've been arrested.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 [At the harpsichord pool bar, Natalie confronts Yuri about his werewolf-kidnapping plan.]
Natalie: So it all comes to this?
Servo [as Natalie]: The... thing that it comes to?
Natalie: You and Noel is in it for fame and fortune?
Crow [as Yuri]: Yes, we is.
Natalie: But over my deadBODy. You hear me? I won't stand for it!
Servo [as Natalie]: You is a jerk!
Monk [Monk and Natalie are in the law firm's waiting room. Monk is reading a magazine]
Natalie Teeger: Mr. Monk!
Adrian Monk: Not now. [Natalie grabs the magazine from him]
Natalie Teeger: You paid her $20 a week more than me!
Adrian Monk: She had a kid!
Natalie Teeger: I have a kid!
Adrian Monk: Her kid ate more!
Charlie's Angels Pete: Okay, Thursday?
Natalie: (excited) My favorite day!
Pete: Great. I'm gonna tickets.
Natalie: (still excited) I love tickets!
Alex: (over Walkie-Talkie) Whadda'ya know. A guy who speaks Natalie.
Monk [Monk and Natalie park at the Brody house]
Adrian Monk: Oh god.
Natalie Teeger: Let's just hear what he has to say. If you're not comfortable, we'll leave. I promise.
Adrian Monk: Really?
Natalie Teeger: Yeah.
Adrian Monk: I'm not comfortable.
Natalie Teeger: Come on. [They head towards the front door]
Adrian Monk: Not comfortable.
Natalie Teeger: Mr. Monk, we haven't even said hello!