Morgan quotes, aphorisms, statements, say
Criminal Minds [Garcia calls Morgan on his cell phone]
Morgan: Yeah, Morgan.
Garcia: Isn't this spooky?
Morgan: Isn't what spooky?
Garcia: That right now you were thinking about me, and out of the blue your phone rings? And it's me. Huh? How's that for a spiritual connection?
Morgan: Umm… Do I know you?
Garcia: Why do you hurt me? [Morgan laughs]
The Mirror Has Two Faces Rose Morgan: Why don't you get the coffee?
Hannah Morgan: I've buried a husband, I've raised two daughters. I've made my coffee.
Rose Morgan: Look at me, I'm a grown woman in a prom dress.
Claire Morgan: Oh, please. You look adorable.
Rose Morgan: Adorable? I look like an over-the-hill Barbie Doll. It doesn't fit right, it's too tight.
Claire Morgan: Too many Sno Balls.
Rose Morgan: Why didn't you pick something looser and in my color?
Claire Morgan: Because Maids of Honor don't wear black.
Signs [Morgan looks through his telescope at the cloudy sky. Bo stands beside him]
Bo: You don't think something bad will happen. Do you, Morgan?
Morgan: Why? You have one of your feelings again?
Morgan: Is it bad?
[She nods again.]
Morgan: I won't let anything bad happen to you.
[Bo hugs her brother's arm.]
Bo: I don't want you to die.
Morgan: Who said I was gonna die?
Criminal Minds Morgan: There's something I really want you to know, Garcia.
Garcia: Save it! Just get out!
Morgan: No, no, no, I'm not quite there yet.
Morgan: Just listen to me.
Garcia: Morgan, please.
Morgan: You know what you are, Garcia?
[The scene changes and then comes back to Garcia]
[The ambulance where Morgan was driving that had a bomb in it explodes]
Garcia: Derek? [looks like she's close to crying]
[The scene changes again and then comes back to Morgan]
Morgan: Garcia? [Garcia sighs with relief] I'll tell you what you are to me. You're my God-given solace. Woman, you promise me one thing: whatever happens, don't you ever stop talking to me...
Garcia: I can't right now 'cause I'm mad at you.
Morgan: I can wait.
Chuck Chuck: [outside Morgan and Casey's shared apartment] Let me in!
Morgan: Over my dead body Chuck.
Sarah: [breaking in through the ceiling] How about over your tranqed body?
Morgan: You were distracting me so she could break in.
Morgan: Clever girl. You using the five millimeter darts?
Morgan: Please tell Casey I put up a good fight! [Sarah tranquilizes him]