Criminal Minds [Garcia calls Morgan on his cell phone]
Morgan: Yeah, Morgan.
Garcia: Isn't this spooky?
Morgan: Isn't what spooky?
Garcia: That right now you were thinking about me, and out of the blue your phone rings? And it's me. Huh? How's that for a spiritual connection?
Morgan: Umm… Do I know you?
Garcia: Why do you hurt me? [Morgan laughs]

Chuck [Chuck tasks Morgan with testing the candidates' "cultural knowledge"]
Morgan: [to Lewis] Quick: Rush's best album?
Lewis: Ah! Caress of Steel.
Morgan: [imitates a buzzer] No. Next.

The Mirror Has Two Faces Rose Morgan: Why don't you get the coffee?
Hannah Morgan: I've buried a husband, I've raised two daughters. I've made my coffee.
Rose Morgan: Look at me, I'm a grown woman in a prom dress.
Claire Morgan: Oh, please. You look adorable.
Rose Morgan: Adorable? I look like an over-the-hill Barbie Doll. It doesn't fit right, it's too tight.
Claire Morgan: Too many Sno Balls.
Rose Morgan: Why didn't you pick something looser and in my color?
Claire Morgan: Because Maids of Honor don't wear black.

Criminal Minds Prentiss: [watching Morgan dance between two women] Hey, Morgan, be careful. The one in the back could steal your wallet!
Morgan: That's all right; I'll be a broke, happy man!

Signs [Morgan looks through his telescope at the cloudy sky. Bo stands beside him]
Bo: You don't think something bad will happen. Do you, Morgan?
Morgan: Why? You have one of your feelings again?
[She nods.]
Morgan: Is it bad?
[She nods again.]
Morgan: I won't let anything bad happen to you.
[Bo hugs her brother's arm.]
Bo: I don't want you to die.
Morgan: Who said I was gonna die?

Boy Meets World Morgan: Mommy, if my dolly is cold, can I put her in the toaster oven?
Amy: No, honey, that would be a mistake.
Morgan: Mommy?
Amy: What?
Morgan: I made a mistake.

Criminal Minds Morgan: There's something I really want you to know, Garcia.
Garcia: Save it! Just get out!
Morgan: No, no, no, I'm not quite there yet.
Garcia: Morgan...
Morgan: Just listen to me.
Garcia: Morgan, please.
Morgan: You know what you are, Garcia?
[The scene changes and then comes back to Garcia]
Garcia: Morgan!
[The ambulance where Morgan was driving that had a bomb in it explodes]
Garcia: Derek? [looks like she's close to crying]
[The scene changes again and then comes back to Morgan]
Morgan: Garcia? [Garcia sighs with relief] I'll tell you what you are to me. You're my God-given solace. Woman, you promise me one thing: whatever happens, don't you ever stop talking to me...
Garcia: I can't right now 'cause I'm mad at you.
Morgan: I can wait.

Criminal Minds Reid: Hotch is married; Morgan's... you know... Morgan.

Chuck Chuck: [outside Morgan and Casey's shared apartment] Let me in!
Morgan: Over my dead body Chuck.
Sarah: [breaking in through the ceiling] How about over your tranqed body?
Morgan: You were distracting me so she could break in.
Chuck Yeah.
Morgan: Clever girl. You using the five millimeter darts?
Sarah: Ten.
Morgan: Please tell Casey I put up a good fight! [Sarah tranquilizes him]

Criminal Minds Hotchner: [After the Unsub has been shot down by Morgan using a MP5] Are you alright?
Morgan: [Getting out of car] Yeah.
Emily: No! [turning to Morgan] Are you out of your mind? You blew out my ear drum!
Morgan: What did you want me to do? He was coming right at us.