Mitch - authors
Mitch quotes, aphorisms, statements, say
Not Another Teen Movie Mitch: EAT.... MY.... SHORTS!
Teacher: Ok son you just bought yourself another!
Mitch: Oh I'm shaking!
Teacher: Ok that's another!
Teacher: Do you want me to keep going? Just say the word and I'll go...
Teacher: Eeny, meeny, miney...?
Teacher: Your mother was a...?
Teacher: Who was the famous clown?
Ox: [whispers] Mitch, cut it out, stop.
Teacher: That's another!
Ox: But I was just....
Bruce: Wait is that another one for Ox, or Mitch?
Bruce: I confused.
Teacher: Shut your hole, wang chung! I got y'all now, for rest of your lives, you're mine. If I have to come back in here again, I'm cracking skulls!
City Slickers Mitch: I wish you hadn't worn this jacket.
Ed: What's wrong with it?
Mitch: Well, look at it; it's got your name and your picture on it. It's a little grotesque.
Ed: I'm proud of what I do.
Phil: So is the President; he doesn't wear his picture on his suit.
Ben Jessup: Hi.
Mitch: [shakes Ben's hand] Hi, Mitch Robbins.
Ed: I'm Ed Furillo; I sell sporting goods.
Mitch: Show him your jacket.
Phil: I'm Phil Berquist. I committed adultery; lost my job and my family.
Mitch: His jacket's being made.
Mentalist, The Jane: Oh, Mitch, I thought we'd worked through your doormat issues. [To Lisbon] Tell Cho to squeeze him a little, he knows things.
Mitch: No, I don't.
Jane: Sure you do, Mitch.
Lisbon: You're not gonna like getting squeezed by Cho.
Birds, The Cathy Brenner: Mitch, why are they doing this, the birds?
Mitch Brenner: We don't know, honey.
Cathy Brenner: Why are they trying to kill people?
Mitch Brenner: I wish I could say.
Cathy Brenner: I-I'm sick Melanie.
Old School Frank: A little housewarming gift. To new beginnings.
Mitch: I actually gave this to you for your wedding.
Frank: This model?
Mitch: This exact one.
Frank: I'm sorry, I'm, I'm embarassed.
Mitch: I hope you like it.
Frank: I Love it... thank you.
iCarly Carly: Thank you, Mitch.
Mitch: Thank you.
Carly: Why thank me?
Mitch: Because, if it weren't for you, I would have never gotten my wings. (the computer screen shifts down to show a plate of chicken wings)
Birds, The Melanie Daniels: So you're a lawyer.
Mitch Brenner: That's right. Of course I usually defend people, Miss Daniels, but if I were prosecuting...
Melanie Daniels: Do you practice here?
Mitch Brenner: San Francisco...
Melanie Daniels: What kind of law?
Mitch Brenner: Criminal.
Melanie Daniels: Is that why you want to see everyone behind bars?
Mitch Brenner: Oh, not everyone, Miss Daniels.
Melanie Daniels: Only violators and practical jokers.