Road to Perdition Michael Sullivan, Jr.: So when do I get my share of the money?
Michael Sullivan, Sr: Well... how much do you want?
Michael Sullivan, Jr.: Two hundred dollars.
Michael Sullivan, Sr: Okay. Deal. [Michael Jr. stops eating and thinks for awhile]
Michael Sullivan, Jr.: Could I have had more?
Michael Sullivan, Sr: You'll never know.

La Femme Nikita Michael: Come with me.
Nikita: I could never replace Elena in Adam's eyes, Michael.
Michael: Don't try. Be yourself.
Nikita: A white picket fence? A minivan? A cocker spaniel?
Michael: Why not? We could even have children of our own.
Nikita: I fear I've lost the courage for our dream, Michael.
Michael: It's no dream.
Michael: We'll make it work.

Stella Michael Showalter: Today's global economy waits for no man.
Michael Ian Black: Interconnectivity... Synergy...
Michael Showalter: Synchronicity... Zenyatta Mondatta...
Michael Ian Black: The Dream of the Blue Turtles...
Michael Showalter: Simon and Garfunkel's Greatest Hits.

Beavis and Butthead Do America Man in video: Michael, are you crazy?
Butt-head: Uh, Michael who?
Beavis: Michael Jackson?

Arrested Development Michael: Besides, I already got George Michael the big present for his birthday...
George Michael: A suit! Dad, is it Jack Welch?
Michael: I want you to look under the pants.
George Michael: Quicken! Premiere! Dad, I hope you kept the receipt.
Michael: You want to return that?
George Michael: What? No, I want to deduct it.

Arrested Development Michael: What have we always said is the most important thing?
George Michael: Breakfast!
Michael:....no. family.
George Michael: Oh right! I thought you meant in the things you eat.

Roswell Kyle: Michael, Michael, Michael. Let me explain something to you. Here on the planet earth we have this thing called jealousy.

Zoey 101 (Chase walks into the room, where Michael is listening to music on his Gio)
Chase: Michael. Michael! MICHAEL! (he takes the earbuds out of the Gio)
Michael: You interrupted tune time!
Chase: Lola asked me out!
Michael: Well, my goodness.
Chase: Yeah.
Michael: You were RIGHT to interrupt tune time.
Chase: Dude, this is serious!
Michael: I'm being serious! Lola's hot!
Chase: So, you think I should go out with her.
Michael: Sounds like a good idea to me.

Prison Break [Michael has a red dot on his chest]
Sara: Michael!
Michael: What?
Sara: They see us.

Office, The US Michael: I have no shortage of company names.
David Wallace: Michael...
Michael: That's one of them.