She's All That Mackenzie: When was the last time you tweezed?
Laney: What?
Mackenzie: I mean your eyebrows.
Laney: Never, why?
Mackenzie: Ever watch Sesame Street?
Laney: Yeah.
Mackenzie: You know Bert?

Sonny With A Chance Chad: (running) You'll never replace me!
Grant: I'm the new Mackenzie!
Grady: You're the new Mackenzie?
Grant: I'm the new Mackenzie!
Chad: (being carried by security guards) You're the new Mackenzie?
Grant: I am the new Mackenzie! Delta Nu!

So I Married an Axe Murderer Charlie Mackenzie: Hi, can we get our check please? Thanks.
[the check comes]
Charlie Mackenzie: I'll get that.
Tony Giardino: No i got it.
Charlie Mackenzie: No, no, no, no.
Tony Giardino: No, no, no. Let me.
Charlie Mackenzie: No, no, no, no, no, no.
Tony Giardino: Charlie, please.
Charlie Mackenzie: No, no, no, no, no, no.
Tony Giardino: Let me pick this up, please.
Charlie Mackenzie: No, no, no, no, no, no.
Tony Giardino: I insist.
Charlie Mackenzie: No, no, no, no, no, no. No to infinity. Negatory. Negatory, good buddy. Ne-ga-to-ry!
Harriet Michaels: I'll pick up the check.
Charlie Mackenzie: Okay.

So I Married an Axe Murderer Charlie Mackenzie: Marry me.
Harriet Michaels: No..
Charlie Mackenzie:...Please?

She's All That Mackenzie: Nothing personal, Laney, but this particular... coif, doesn't really go with your face shape.
Laney: What do you have in mind?
Mackenzie: Well, I have an idea.
Laney: What kind of idea?
Mackenzie:...You'd really have to trust me.

So I Married an Axe Murderer May Mackenzie: Charlie, hand me the paper.
Charlie Mackenzie: Mom, I find it interesting that you call The Weekly World News "the paper." A paper contains facts.
May Mackenzie: This newspaper contains facts. Look at this. "Pregnant man gives birth." That's a fact!

JAG Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: Oh, my goodness. The Admiral sent Sarah MacKenzie.
Maj. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: You nervous already?
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: And why would I be nervous?
Maj. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: Well, you know, I have beaten you before.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb: That doesn't count. I dropped that case.
Maj. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: Yeah, you keep dreaming, flyboy.

JAG Maj. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: Yes, please.
FBI Analyst: Well, that's nice. No one around here says please or thank you.
Maj. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: Well, thank you's my favorite word.
FBI Analyst: Yes is mine.
Maj. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: That depends on the question
FBI Analyst: Dinner. At Indigo's on Wisconsin Saturday night. Yes?
Maj. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: Yes.

So I Married an Axe Murderer Charlie Mackenzie: I don't want to lose you.
Harriet Michaels: You didn't. You rejected me.
Charlie Mackenzie: Okay, I'm un-rejecting you.

So I Married an Axe Murderer Stuart Mackenzie: So, Charlie tells me you're a butcher.
Harriet Michaels: Yes, I am a butcher.
Stuart Mackenzie: Do you link your own sausage?