Kimiko quotes, aphorisms, statements, say
Xiaolin Showdown Kimiko: Omi, please tell Clay he's blocking my light.
Omi: Clay, I have a message from-
Clay: Omi, tell Kimiko that I'll cast my shadow wherever I darn well please. [Rai gets annoyed]
Omi: Kimiko, Clay responds-
Kimiko: Tell Clay that if maybe his shadow wasn't so fat and huge... [Rai gets more annoyed]
Omi: Clay, Kimi-
Raimundo: Omi, tell Kimiko and Clay that they're both [head enlarges] GIVING ME A HEADACHE!!
Xiaolin Showdown Kimiko: Look! Over there. It's the Tohomiko Electronics skyscraper!
Omi: Tohomiko? That sounds most familiar to my ears.
Kimiko: Hello? That's my last name.
Omi: Oh? I never thought of you with a last name.
Kimiko: And that's my Papa's building.
Clay: [In amazement] Your daddy is Toshiro Tohomiko the video game tycoon?!
Kimiko: Yeah, I can't wait to introduce you all to him, he's super cool!
Raimundo: And super rich! [His eyes turn into dollar symbols] (To Kimiko) Did I ever tell you that you are my favorite monk?
Omi: (gigantic sad face) I thought I was your favorite...
Xiaolin Showdown Raimundo: [To Kimiko] You are complaining about him (Clay) when you're on the cell phone 24-7? [Mimics Kimiko] Oh, no way! He said that? Oh, no way. What else did he say? Oh, no way, no way, no way! [Normally] And could you possibly download a more annoying ringtone? [Kimiko tries to reply, but her cellphone rings]
Xiaolin Showdown Omi: Whoa, who is that lady?
Kimiko: That's the Statue of Liberty Omi.
Omi: She must have been a great Xiaolin warrior to get a statue that big. Ah! I am blinded!
Kimiko: Omi, the timer just ran out. Here's another quarter.
Xiaolin Showdown Kimiko: Raimundo's really down, Master Fung. He doesn't even want to play Goo Zombies 2.
Master Fung: Goo Zombies...2?
Kimiko: The sequel to Goo Zombies?
Master Fung: Ah, yes, of course.
Xiaolin Showdown Omi: What is that? Is it magic?
Kimiko: It's a PDA. I'm sending a message to a friend in Tokyo.
Omi: A secret message?
Kimiko: Nah. I'm just telling her I met a very strange kid who apparently doesn't know about personal space issues.
Omi: Really? Who? (points at Clay) Is it that guy?
Clay: Not me, partner.
Raimundo: It's you, chrome dome.
Xiaolin Showdown Kimiko: Jack Spicer?!?
Clay: What are you up to, you two-faced varmint?
Jack: Rescuing you. You three dweebs are my only hope of defeating Wuya
Dojo: Huh. Sounded like he said Wuya.
Kimiko: He did.
Clay: Why would Jack, Evil Boy Genius, want Wuya, Evil Witch Hag, defeated?
Omi: [Hugs Jack.] Because Jack has finally rejected the ways of evil!
Jack: [Pushes him away.]I'm still evil right down to my greedy black heart.
Omi: Okay, then count me among the confused!
Jack: [Sighes] I want to rule the world! Which I can't do-
Kimiko: If Wuya's already ruling it.
Jack: Thank you!
Xiaolin Showdown Kimiko: (With her head covering twice of the screen size) You sent Omi 1500 years onto the past without any idea how to get him back?!!!
Jack: This never came up in the beta testing, I mean, I can only travel back 2 seconds!
Kimiko: You...You...YOU...! (Head keeps enlarging; after, she thinks of an insult)
Kimiko: (Head shrinks for a moment) Thank you. (Head enlarges) You doofus! You trapped Omi in the past forever!
Jack: Easy, easy! I can fix this! Hey give me a week tops. (Rock monster rises and destroys time machine. Then, Jack screams) OK, I'll need more than a week.