Kagura quotes, aphorisms, statements, say
Gintama [Kagura has thrown Sadaharu on Shinpachi and Gintoki]
Shinpachi: Move him, Kagura-chan.
Gintoki: I feel like I'm going to burst.
Kagura: So now you know how I feel…
Shinpachi: No, not that kind of feeling…
Fruits Basket Kagura: Here, Kyo! A chocolate heart stuffed with my love, all for YOU!
Kyo: KEEP IT! What man in his right mind would eat that girly, sugary crap?!
Tohru: Ummm... Kyo? Do you really not like chocolates?
Kyo: NO! I hate it!
Kagura: [Satanic voice] SHUT UP AND EAT IT!
Kagura: Did you hear me?! I said eat, damn you!
Kyo: NO means NO, woman!
Kagura: EAT IT!!!
Kyo: You'll have to kill me first!
Kagura: I'm starting to get angry!!!
Gintama [Looking for the missing girl, Kagura asks a bar owner if he's seen her.]
Guy: Is there a name?
Guy: Don't make stuff up! What kind of parents would name their kid that?
Kagura: I forgot, but no big deal…
Gintama [Kagura and Catherine are locked in a catfight.]
Kagura: You may steal whatever you want, but keep your hands off my things, you cat-eared two-timer!
Catherine: If you can't look after your stuff, then stop acting so tough, you brat!
Kagura: Just you try it, fox-eared dumbass! I hope a car runs you over!
Catherine: Who's gets run over by a car these days, you little bitch?!
Kagura: Say what?!