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Johnny quotes, aphorisms, statements, say
Bad Boys II [Johnny shoots his cousin/assistant Roberto in the forehead after Marcus and Mike investigate his mansion)
Johnny's Mother: Johnny! Johhny what happened to Roberto?
Johnny: He killed himself, Mama. [speaks in Spanish]
Johnny's Mother: Ay!
Johnny: Very sad.
Johnny's Mother: Be sure and write a nice letter to his mother.
Johnny: I'll do it.
Johnny's Mother: OK, bye.
Bad Boys II Johnny's Mom: (sees Syd with Johnny) You are such a beautiful girl. Johnny, is she a Negro?
Johnny Please, Mama! Shut up! Get out of here!
Johnny's Mom: Ay, Jodate! You make your bed, you sleep in it! Ay!
Mystery Science Theater 3000 [Johnny tells Kathy of his plan to give Paul a quick death.]
Kathy: Johnny, you can't do this! Paul's your friend! Paul—
Johnny: PAUL IS NOT PAUL ANYMORE!
Crow [as Johnny]: HE'S SUPER PAUL!
Cheers Cliff: [on Johnny Carson's stage] Heeeeeere's Cliffy!
[Johnny Carson walks out on stage towards Cliff]
Johnny: Feels pretty good, doesn't it?
Johnny: Now get the hell of my stage before I call security.
Top Gear [while interviewing Johnny Vegas]
Johnny: I wanted a people carrier, but you've slated it so much on the show.
Jeremy: Well people carriers are for people who've given up.
Johnny: Look at me!
Naked Sophie: So, are you Louise's boyfriend?
Sophie: Oh, right. What, you're just, like, a mate?
Sophie: You must be the missing link then.
Johnny: Yeah, that's me.
Sophie: You're not gonna tell me your name.
Sophie: I'm not gonna tell you mine neither.
Johnny: All right. We'll be strangers.
Deadwood Johnny: [coming down the stairs] Hey, Al. Any reason I can't share with Dan the, uh, proceedings of the talk me and you just had about me, uh, takin' over for Persimmon Phil?
Al Swearengen: Yeah, keep Dan in the dark.
[Johnny looks at Al, crestfallen.]
Dan: Hey, Johnny.
Dan: What's new?
[Johnny looks down sadly and says nothing.]