D.E.B.S. Scud: What...the hell?
Janet: I couldn't stop them!
Scud: [pauses] You look nice.
Janet: Thanks.
[pauses]
Janet: What?
Max: [to Janet] What are you doing?
Janet: [to Max] Nothing!
[punches Scud, who falls to the floor, unconscious]
Janet: Sorry!

SpongeBob SquarePants Marty: Isn't that right, Janet?
Janet: You bet, Marty!
Patrick: Janet? Marty? Who are you people?!
Janet: Marty, I'm scared!

D.E.B.S. Janet: So, where're you going to?
Amy: I think...Barcelona.
Janet: I'll miss you.
[pauses]
Janet: Can I have your room?

Mystery Science Theater 3000 [Coming aboard the Seaquarium, Stella and Peter are looking for Dr. Janet.]
Peter: Janet! Janet!
Servo [as Peter]: Oh, sorry, I forgot. I'm nasty, Miss Jackson!

Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Janet: Brad, please, let's get out of here.
Brad: For Godssakes, get a grip on yourself, Janet.
Janet: But it seems so unhealthy here.
Brad: It's just a party, Janet.
Janet: Well, I wanna go!
Brad: Well we can't go anywhere until I get to a phone.
Janet: Well then ask the butler or someone!
Brad: Just a moment, Janet. We don't want to interfere with their celebration.
Janet: This isn't the Junior Chamber of Commerce, Brad!
Brad: They're probably foreigners with ways different from our own. They may do some more... folk dancing.

D.E.B.S. Janet: I have the sweater she's wearing, but in taupe.
Amy: Really? Where did you get it?
Janet: Target.
Amy: No way.
Dominique: Silence!
Janet: [whispering] They also have it in teal.

Singles Cliff Poncier: Look, Janet you know I see other people still. You do know that don't you?
Janet Livermore: You don't fool me.
Cliff Poncier: Janet, I could not be fooling you less.

Torchwood Jack: Okay Janet [the Weevil], time for a trip out.
Tosh: You call it Janet?
Jack: Barbara just never seemed right.

Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Janet: Oh Brad, I'm frightened. What kind of a place is this?
Brad: Uh, it's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos.
Janet: Oh.
Riff Raff: This way.
Janet: Are you having a party?
Riff Raff: You've arrived on a rather special night. It's one of the master's affairs.
Janet: Oh, lucky him.
Magenta: You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky! [laughs maniacally.]

October Road Eddie: Where did you get this dog?
Janet: Monk McGillicuddy came into the bar last week with a litter of puppies.
Eddie: Monk McGillicuddy who set fire to the church our senior year of high school.
Janet: Um, I guess. Why?
Eddie: No reason except that this is not a puppy.
Janet: What do you mean it's not a puppy?
Eddie: It's a wolf.
Janet: What do you mean it's a wolf?
Eddie: I mean it's a wolf.
Janet: I got you a wolf?
Eddie: Yeah, you got me a wolf.