Everybody Hates Chris Julius: You just can't quit every time you don't like something. What if Miles Davis quit the trumpet?
Chris: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. What if George Washington Carver quit the peanut? What if B.B. King quit Lucille? What if Paul Robeson quit "Ol' Man River?" What if Bill Cosby quit Jell-O? What if Mr. T quit "pityin' the fool?" What if Stevie quit Wonderin'? What if Fat Albert quit the Cosby Kids? What if Ashford quit Simpson? What if Michael Jackson quit doin' the moonwalk? What if Diana Ross quit the Supremes?
Julius: Diana Ross did quit the Supremes.
Chris: You get my point.

Zatch Bell Zatch: But what if....
Kiyo: What if, what if, what if my aunt had a mustache? She'd be my uncle. Listen you just had an off day alright?

Carrie by Stephen King Late at night I keep thinking: if I had only reached to that girl, if only, if only.

Friedrich Durrenmatt Today's Communism can survive only if it abandons the myth of an infallible party, if it continues to think, and if it becomes democratic.

Richard Bach If you love someone, set them free. If they come back they're yours; if they don't they never were.

CSI NY Felicia Badman: (about a dead limousine driver) That jerk. He said he'd give me a pass if I...
Lindsey: If you...
Felicia: If I. And... I did.

Chinese proverbs If you want happiness for an hour; take a nap. If you want happiness for a day; go fishing. If you want happiness for a month; get married. If you want happiness for a year; inherit a fortune. If you want happiness for a lifetime; help someone else.

Goonies, The Andy: I can't tell... if it's an "A sharp" or if it's a "B flat"!
Mikey: Heh, if you hit the wrong note, we'll all "B flat!"

Home Improvement Tim: If a woman holds up a stop sign, if she designed it, it would say "If you really knew me, you'd know what you should do right now."

Khalil Gibran If you love somebody, let them go, for if they return, they were always yours. And if they don't, they never were.