Hudson quotes, aphorisms, statements, say
Gargoyles [Blind Jeffrey Robbins admits that he knows Hudson is a gargoyle.]
Jeffrey Robbins: Hey, it wasn't hard to figure out, Hudson. Late night visits only. Your accent. That smell.
Hudson: What smell?
Jeffrey Robbins: Well, you tell me. Sort of like old leather and concrete. Uh, but in a good way!
Sherlock Holmes 2009 film [Mrs. Hudson starts to clear space for the tea tray]
Sherlock Holmes: Don't touch. Everything is in its proper place as per usual,.....Nanny. [on her way out, Mrs. Hudson notices Gladstone the dog laying on the floor]
Mrs. Hudson: Oh, he's killed the dog. Again.
Dr. John Watson: [irritated] What have you done to Gladstone now?
Sherlock Holmes: I was simply testing a new anesthetic. He doesn't mind.
Monk [Monk and Natalie enter the studio]
Natalie Teeger: Hi.
J.J.: Oh, hello.
Max Hudson: Hello, there. Yeah. Who is this?
Adrian Monk: This is Natalie. She's my assistant.
Max Hudson: Ooh, Natalie.
Little Willie: I think I need a little assistance.
Max Hudson: Me like...
Little Willie: I think I need some assistance!
Max Hudson: Give a little twirl, Natalie.
Natalie Teeger: No, thank you.
Max Hudson: [as a small sound effect plays on J.J.'s computer] "No, thank you." Okay, she's feisty! She's brassy, she's sassy, she's got gusto!
Little Willie: Sassy, brassy, but she won't show her…
Max Hudson: I like it! Doing the neck crank. You can't see it, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, I talked to this guy last night. He wants to talk to me about what happened to Jeanette.
Natalie Teeger: Why don't we talk about that after the show?
Max Hudson: You don't get it, sugarbumps: here is the show. My life is the show. Detective, why don't you have a seat, please? Somebody give him some headphones, please.
Gargoyles Hudson: Tell me something: Why me?
Xanatos: Because you're old, and getting older. I thought you might even appreciate the opportunity.
Hudson: Growing old terrifies you, doesn't it?
Xanatos: Nothing terrifies me - because nothing is beyond my ability to change.
Nip Tuck Christian: [to Ms. Hudson, who is in Florida on a hunting trip] You know, I can't seem to picture you in camouflage and orange.
Ms. Hudson: Well, after I zero in on my prey, I usually wear nothing at all.
Christian: Now that I can picture.
Gargoyles Broadway: Why stare at marks on a page when you can rent the video?
Lexington: They aren't marks when you know how to read.
Broadway: Well I can't read and I don't think I'm missing anything.
Brooklyn: Uh huh. Ignorance is bliss. Right, Hudson?
Hudson: Ughh, leave me out of this, it's time for Celebrity Hockey.