Hessenheffer quotes, aphorisms, statements, say
Shake it Up Mr.Hessenheffer: Who wants goolasto?
Rocky: I thought gelato was a dessert.
Tinker: Not gelato,goolasto!
Mr.Hessenheffer: It's goose, stuffed inside a llama, stuffed inside an ostrich.(Takes top off platter,revealing a giant pile of meat, eyeballs, and lettuce)
Rocky: How the heck do you stuff a llama inside an ostrich?
CeCe: Seriously,that's the part that sounds weird to you?
Mr.Hessenheffer: (Takes out motorized knife and starts to cut goolasto)
Gunther: Papa is an excellent butcher. He can cut the liver out of an airborne pigeon in a single move.
Shake it Up Gunter: Rocky, you're the smartest girl at our school!
Tinka: And CeCe, I love the way your personality lights up a room...even without sparkles.
Mr. Hessenheffer: Alright, Rocky and the little Rocky, it is time for your to shower the Gunter and the Tinka with the compliments!
Rocky: Right! Compliment about Tinka-Tinka, you are the most original person I've met!
CeCe: And Gunter, you are the most original person...
Mr. Hessenheffer: No, no! As they say back home: No repeatskys or we don't eatskys!
CeCe: Okay...Gunter, you can really pick a shirt!
Mr. Hessenheffer: It's weak, but I'm starving. Let's go.