Gibby quotes, aphorisms, statements, say
iCarly Gibby: Mr. Howard just gave me detention.
Carly: For what?
Gibby: For being too..."Gibby".
Carly: How can you be too Gibby?
Gibby: That's what I said. But you know, not everybody gets me.
Mr. Howard: Oh I get you Gibby. I get you like a rash. The question is how do I get rid of you?
Gibby: Baby powder?
Mr. Howard: That's double detention!
Gibby: But baby powder gets rid of rashes...
Mr. Howard: Triple detention!
Gibby: VOLCANO!!! [vomits in a nearby trash can]
iCarly Ms. Briggs: Today, we have a special treat.
Gibby: [raising his hand] Spelling Bee?
Ms. Briggs: Quiet, Gibby! Today, we are going to watch some truly enriching entertainment.
Gibby: [raising his hand] Ryan Seacrest?
Ms. Briggs: Gibby!
iCarly [while Freddie is removing asparagus from his locker]
Gibby: Hey, Freddie, guess what they're serving in the cafeteria tomorrow?
Freddie: [angrily sarcastic] Oh, is it asparagus? 'Cause that would be so hilarious!
Gibby: No...it's fish sticks. What's your problem? [walks away]
Freddie: Hey...hey, I'm sorry
Gibby: [mad] No, I'M sorry!
Carly: Hi Gibby.
Gibby: Freddie hurt my feelings. [keeps going]
iCarly Gibby: [stands there and smiles as he says nothing]
Carly: [keeps glancing at Gibby to say something]
Gibby: [to Carly] My turn?
Carly: [disappointed] And this has been iCarly. [turns off the web cast]