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Frasier quotes, aphorisms, statements, say
Frasier [Frasier enters Café Nervosa.]
Frasier: Morning, Roz!
Roz: [annoyed] Frasier! What are you doing here?
Frasier: Oh, I realize it must be a shock to see me here in this place I come to every day of my life.
Cheers Lilith: What was that? [Tries door] Frasier what are you doing? Frasier the door seems to be jammed. Frasier?
Diane: Sam, open the door.
[Fraiser offers Sam a cigar]
Sam: Don't mind if I do, thank you.
Frasier: You know, I can't stand all this caterwauling, let's go upstairs. I've got all 13 episodes of I, Claudius on tape.
Sam: Great, I love gladiator flicks.
Frasier Daphne is angling for Frasier to buy a washer-dryer. Frasier has discovered an odd sock
Frasier: I will not be strong-armed by threats against my laundry!
Daphne: [unperturbed] Suit yourself. I'm off to do a load of your pinks. [exits]
Frasier: I don't have any pinks.
Daphne: [from the kitchen] You will.
Frasier Frasier explains his strategy for winning Charlotte over
Frasier: I am merely going present myself as the anti-Frank.
Niles: Ah, so you're going to be not rugged and not handsome. Interesting.
Niles: You could also be not passionate and not committed.
Frasier: Very funny(!)
Niles: Maybe she'd like you if you were not interesting and not informed…
Frasier Frasier and Roz recall the occasion when they slept together two years previously
Frasier: I seem to recall hearing the term "stallion-like"
Roz: I never said that
Frasier: Well, one of us did!