Babylon 5 Stephen Franklin: May God save us from false religion.

Waterboy, The Bobby Boucher: [after reading a question about Benjamin Franklin] Ben Franklin.
Young Bobby Boucher: [flashback to Bobby's childhood] Mama, when did Ben Franklin invent electricity?
Mama Boucher: That's nonsense, I invented electricity. Ben Franklin is the Devil!

Mystery Science Theater 3000 Ben Franklin: You receive two dollars every week as an allowance from your father…
Mike [as Franklin]: …James Joyce.
Ben Franklin: …something quite unheard of in my day.
Crow: Fathers?

Babylon 5 [Marcus and Franklin are killing time in a cargo hold filled with crates.]
Marcus Cole: I spy with my little eye…something beginning with "B."
Stephen Franklin: [annoyed] Boxes.
Marcus: Fine! I spy with my little eye something beginning with "M."
Franklin: More boxes.
Marcus: Two in a row.
Franklin: [deadpan] "And that's when I shot him, Your Honor."
Marcus: I spy with my little eye something beginning with "E."
Franklin: I-I give up.
Marcus: Oh come on.
Franklin: This better not be what I–
Marcus and Franklin: [in unison] Even MORE boxes!

iCarly Principal Franklin: Hello, Sam.
Sam: Mornin', Ted.
Principal Franklin: Sam...
Sam: [falsely cheerful] Good morning Principal Franklin!
Principal Franklin: So, Sam. Tell me, what has gotten you into trouble this week?
Sam: Uhh, I got yelled at by Ms. Briggs for failing a quiz.
Principal Franklin: Why did you fail the quiz?
Sam: I didn't know the answers.
Principal Franklin: Right. Anything else?
Sam: Uhh, I got kicked out of the cafeteria for slapping Gibby with a piece of pizza.
Principal Franklin: Why did you slap Gibby with a piece of pizza?
Sam: I found it on the floor; I wasn't gonna eat it.

Daredevil Matt Murdock: I said I was sorry. What do you want?
Franklin Nelson: Details. You owe me that.
Matt: Her name's Elektra Natchios.
Franklin: She sounds like a Mexican appetizer.
Matt: It's Greek, genius. Her father's Nikolas Natchios.
Franklin: The billionaire?
Matt: Yeah, see? Yes, the billionaire.
Franklin: Well, then, as your attorney in this matter, I advise you to marry the woman immediately.
Matt: I'll take it under consideration.

Babylon 5 Franklin: So, I hear you saw something.
Jeffrey Sinclair: Yes…something.
[Sinclair walks away, smiling.]
Franklin: Well, uh, you think you can be a little more specific?
[Franklin chases after Sinclair.]
Sinclair: I'm not sure. I don't know if I'll ever be sure.
Franklin: Well, I still don't believe it. And I'd be careful if I were you, Commander. That sort of talk will get you sent off on a very long vacation.

Dollhouse Echo: [as Kiki] Who's gonna pay for this?
Franklin: [chuckles] Isn't that cute. On la casa.
Echo: [as Kiki] Free?!?
Franklin: Oui, oui.
Echo: [as Kiki] Did I win a prize?
Franklin: You are a prize.
[Echo squeals girlishly and follows the attendant to get her new wardrobe

Babylon 5 [Franklin gets testy with Marcus on their cargo shuttle trip to Mars.]
Stephen Franklin: Is this really the best ship you could find?
Marcus Cole: Yes. [he flicks his pike open, then closes it just as quickly]
Franklin: Smells like the inside of a Martian pleasure dome on Sunday morning.
Marcus: Wouldn't know about that.
Franklin: Don't make me come over there and [flick] take that thing from you.
Marcus: Helps me relax.
Franklin: Marcus, this is the kind of conversation that can only end with a gunshot!
Marcus: Would you like me to sing instead?
Franklin: No.
Marcus: You haven't heard me!
Franklin: Marcus, please!
[the episode ends with Marcus singing the Major-General's Song by Gilbert and Sullivan]

True Blood Talbot: [upon seeing Franklin entering the house with Tara] No! No no no. Not you.
Franklin: Russell's expecting me.