Kim Possible Shego: I was thinking it's time for some evil.
Drakken: Evil, you say? You mean "take over the world" type evil or "Drakken goes ouch" evil?

Grendel by John Gardner "All systems are evil. All governments are evil. Not just a trifle evil. Monstrously evil."

Austin Powers in Goldmember Young Dr. Evil: (Checking the class rankings) Hey everybody, I'm #1!
Young Number 2: Hello. I'm Number 2.
Young Dr. Evil: Pleased to meet you Number 2. But now I'm finally going to be this years international many of mystery. *evil laugh*
Young Number 2: *evil laugh*
Both: *evil laugh*
Boy: [off screen] Shut your gob! [a cupcake hits Dr. Evil]
Young Dr. Evil: Ow! [laughter] Who throws a cupcake? Honestly.

Austin Powers The Spy Who Shagged Me [to Scott] You're quasi-evil. You're semi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.

Buzz Lightyear of Star Command If you want something turned evil, turn it evil yourself. That's what Nana Zurg always used to say to me, and she was plenty evil.

Batman The Animated Series Thomas: You wicked, evil-
Poison Ivy: Evil, Mrs. Thomas? I don't control a company that leveled a thousand-year-old forest for a strip mine! That's evil!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer Spike: I'm a vampire. I know something about evil. You're not evil.
Dawn: Maybe I'm not evil. But I don't think I can be good.
Spike: Well, I'm not good, and I'm alright.

Van Helsing [About Frankenstein's monster] My life, my job, my curse is to vanquish evil. I can... I can sense evil. This thing— man— whatever it is— evil may have created it, may have left its mark on it— but evil does not rule it. So I cannot kill it.

SpongeBob SquarePants Barnacle Boy: I say if you're not going to give me the respect I want as a hero, then maybe you'll give me respect as a villain. A villain who is...evil.
SpongeBob: Evil??
Mr. Krabs, Squidward, Patrick, & Sandy: Evil?? (Mr. Krabs slaps MM)
Mermaidman: EVIL!!!

Earthworm Jim "Oh, so it was my evil twin all along! Oh, I should have known! Superheroes and evil twins go together like peanut butter and... evil peanut butter."