Evil - authors
Evil quotes, aphorisms, statements, say
Austin Powers in Goldmember Young Dr. Evil: (Checking the class rankings) Hey everybody, I'm #1!
Young Number 2: Hello. I'm Number 2.
Young Dr. Evil: Pleased to meet you Number 2. But now I'm finally going to be this years international many of mystery. *evil laugh*
Young Number 2: *evil laugh*
Both: *evil laugh*
Boy: [off screen] Shut your gob! [a cupcake hits Dr. Evil]
Young Dr. Evil: Ow! [laughter] Who throws a cupcake? Honestly.
Van Helsing [About Frankenstein's monster] My life, my job, my curse is to vanquish evil. I can... I can sense evil. This thing— man— whatever it is— evil may have created it, may have left its mark on it— but evil does not rule it. So I cannot kill it.
SpongeBob SquarePants Barnacle Boy: I say if you're not going to give me the respect I want as a hero, then maybe you'll give me respect as a villain. A villain who is...evil.
Mr. Krabs, Squidward, Patrick, & Sandy: Evil?? (Mr. Krabs slaps MM)