Sahara Dirk: I'm sorry I don't speak English.
Gunboat Officer: You are speaking English right now.
Dirk: No, I only know how to say, "I don't speak English" in English.

The Ballad of the White Horse by G. K. Chesterton There was not English armour left,
Nor any English thing,
When Alfred came to Athelney
To be an English king.

Fifth Element, The Listen lady, I only speak two languages: English and bad English.

Mock the Week Fred Macauley: I think it's a description of the English cricket team: English, Welsh, African and Flintoff.

Ernest Istook English should be our official language. Reading and speaking English are requirements to become a citizen.

Drawn Together Clara: Help! Someone! She's attacking me like I'm the English language.
Foxxy: [in an English accent] Oh, it is on!

Wire, The Lester: [to "Non-English" speaking crewman] You cannot travel halfway around the world and not speak any motherfuckin' English.

Johnny English [English has infiltrated a hospital, mistakingly believing it to be Sauvage's HQ; finds an old man in a bed]
Johnny English: My God, what have they done to you?
Elderly Man: They've taken some of my blood.
Johnny English: Bastards.

400 Blows, The English Teacher: Last and simple question. Where is the father?
René: Ze fazer...
English Teacher: No. The father.
René: Ze fazer.
English Teacher: No, the tip of the tongue between the teeth. As if you had a lisp. Father.
René: Fazer.
English Teacher: No.
René: But I can't, sir. Not everybody has a tongue like yours.

William Labov This African American Vernacular English shares most of its grammar and vocabulary with other dialects of English. But it is distinct in many ways, and it is more different from standard English than any other dialect spoken in continental North America.