Elvis quotes, aphorisms, statements, say
Beavis and Butthead Do America Mojo Nixon: Elvis is in your jeans!
Butt-head: Elvis is in our jeans?
Beavis: Hey Butt-head, check this out...Elvis has left my jeans!
Butt-head: Dammit Beavis, if you pull your pants down one more time I'm gonna beat the crap outta you!
Beavis: [impersonating Elvis] Thank you very much.
Elvis Vernon Presley: Elvis?
Elvis Presley: What? And why are you lookin' at me like that? Do I have a zit or something?
Vernon Presley: It's the pills, E. I'm worried about your health. I just wanna help.
Elvis Presley: [shouting] I don't need no advice from the likes of you! You work for me, that's all.
Vernon Presley: I'm your daddy!
Elvis Presley: And I'm of age, old man! I don't need a daddy any more!
Elvis Title card: Elvis' 1968 Comeback Special recieved rave reviews from the critics and was seen by nearly half of the American television audience.
Title card: Elvis never realized his dream of touring overseas, and he never left the Colonel.
Title card: Worn out by touring, high living, and prescription drug dependency, Elvis died in 1977. He was 42.
Title card: His records still sell by the millions. Elvis remains The King.