Egghead quotes, aphorisms, statements, say
Batman 1966 series Egghead: Never mind the pastrami. Chief O'Hara would like to have half a dozen eggs.
Chief O'Hara: Why you...
Egghead: Now! One hand on me and you'll never see your dear commissioner again, Chief.
Chief O'Hara: You win Egghead.
Egghead: Now how did you say you liked your eggs?
Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy Eddy: [promoting his latest business venture 'Egghead Ed' who is standing there looking very dweeby] "Step right up folks and behold Ed - that's one 'D' not two! This Egghead el Grande shall dot your T's and cross your I's and get you an 'A 'and that's no lie! Just 25 cents a question. Cheap!"
West Wing, The Bartlet: We agree on nothing, Max.
Senator Lobell: Yes, sir.
Bartlet: Education, guns, drugs, school prayer, gays, defense spending, taxes - you name it, we disagree.
Senator Lobell: You know why?
Bartlet: Because I'm a lily-livered, bleeding-heart, liberal, egghead communist.
Senator Lobell: Yes, sir. And I'm a gun-toting, redneck son-of-a-bitch.
Bartlet: Yes, you are.
Senator Lobell: We agree about that.