Drake quotes, aphorisms, statements, say
Drake amp Josh Girl: Drake's innocent, and cute!
Drake: Who are you?
Girl: You draw so cool!
Drake: Uh... thanks?
Mr. Thompson: Please take your seat.
Girl: Free Drake! Free Drake! Free Drake! I love you. Bye! (Runs back to her seat)
Mindy:...(Mindy stares at Girl) Now I am GAY!
Drake amp Josh Josh: Hey Drake, wanna take a cooking class together?
Drake: [from another room, in a high-pitched voice] Sorry, Drake moved to Australia.
Josh: That's not even an Australian accent!
Drake: Yes it is...fromage!
Josh: That's French!
Drake amp Josh Drake: I like to earn my money the old fashioned way.
Drake: Selling your stuff on eBay.
Josh: Yeah, right. [finds that his stereo is missing]
Josh: Uh, Drake, where's my stereo?
Drake amp Josh Drake: Two for two.
Josh: [runs in] Drake!
Drake: [pulling back the sling] Not now. I'm busy.
Josh: Mindy just told me she loves me!
Drake: [shocked, accidentally releases his sling and hits Josh's eye] What?!
Josh: OH! [falls down to the ground]
Drake amp Josh Drake: Josh, what did you do?
Josh: What do you mean, Drake?
Drake: It's all candy and junk food.
Josh: [matter-of-factly] Yes. I suppose it is!
Drake: But, Josh, how did you--?
[Josh raises big candy cane in front of Drake] Shh
Josh: Don't ask. [eats a piece of candy] Just enjoy.