Ice Age Dawn of the Dinosaurs Buck: This is what I think happened. Dinosaur attacks Sid. Sid fights back with piece of broccoli. Leaving dinosaur.... a vegetable.
Diego: Are you nuts? Sid's not violent....Or coordinated.
Manny: And what happened to the dinosaur?
Buck: All right, theory two. Sid is eating broccoli. Dinosaur eats Sid. Dinosaur steps on Broccoli. Leaving broccoli.....a vegetable.

Lost Hurley: Was it a dinosaur?
Jack: It wasn't a dinosaur.
Hurley: If you didn't see it, how do you know it wasn't a dinosaur?
Jack: Cause dinosaurs are extinct.
Hurley: Oh, yeah, good point.

Big Time Rush Kendall: Mom, it's time you stopped treating me like a child. AND... [picks up a piece of dinosaur chicken from his plate] It's also time you stopped feeding me dinosaur shaped chicken!
Mrs. Knight: You love your dinosaur chicken.
Kendall: Yeah, when I was EIGHT.
Logan: We are MEN now, Mrs. Knight! (they look behind them to see James and Carlos playing with their dinosaur chicken)

Meet the Robinsons Bowler Hat Guy: What's going on? Why aren't you seizing the boy?
Dinosaur: (in dinosaur language) I have a big head, and little arms. I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through.

America's Next Top Model Jade: Posing with an elephant, it's like posing with an ancient dinosaur. And elephants are in the dinosaur family.

Ice Age Dawn of the Dinosaurs Sid's eating broccoli. Dinosaur eats Sid, dinosaur steps on broccoli. Leaving broccoli... A vegetable.

Jurassic Park 3 (Finding a dinosaur carcass) It's okay, it's dead. (T-Rex raises it's head from behind the dead dinosaur) Nobody move a muscle! (T-rex roars and everyone besides Grant runs away)

Cheap Seats Jason: "What do you think imaginary spelling dinosaur."

You Can't Do That on Television [Doug enters the living room wearing a kilt]
Mr. Prevert: Ha! When I was your age, I wouldn't have been caught dead wearing a skirt!
Doug: It's not a skirt, it's a kilt. And when you were my age, probably all you had to wear was dinosaur skins.
Mr. Prevert: Actually, they were saber-toothed tiger skins. Dinosaur skins went out with the caveman.

Dinosaurs Elder [reading from the Sacred Book of Dinosaur]:...and his father [Earl] shall be courageous and wise.
[Earl chuckles]
Elder [to another Elder]: Give me the Wite-Out.
[Elder edits the sacred book]
Elder [reading from the (revised) Sacred Book of Dinosaur]:...father shall be a blithering idiot.
Earl: Can he do that?