CSI Miami Yelina: How 'bout you answer our questions?
Darryl: [mocking her accent] How 'bout yoo learn to speak eenglish?
Horatio: Darryl...
Darryl: I'm not answering questions for some Puerto Rico cop.
Horatio: Darryl- that is Det. Salas, and she is attempting to give you a chance, but you are too stupid to use it.

Monk [Sharona kicks Darryl into the arms of Capt. Stottlemeyer, who grabs him from behind.]
Darryl Wright: Son of a bitch!
Stottlemeyer: I'm surprised you can talk with a broken jaw.
Darryl Wright: I don't have a broken jaw!
[Stottlemeyer spins him around and belts him.]

Charmed Piper: Nice costume.
Darryl: It's from my rookie days. Still fits.
Leo: Mine too.
Darryl: Isn't that from World War II? Who are you?

Columbo Lt. Columbo: [in a hair salon] Excuse me. Darryl?
Darryl: Yes? A challenge! But I'll do my best. Sit please, please.
Lt. Columbo: Uh, no, actually I just wanted to ask a few questions.
Darryl: Oh. Don't sue. Just wear a hat and never let him cut it again.
Lt. Columbo: No, sir, uh... [looking in mirror] Is it that bad?
Darryl: Um, yes, yes. Now that's all the questions I have time for. Next!

Office, The US Darryl: You know what you guys should do? Go to the bookstore at lunch. There's tons of cuties and it's easy to talk to them. "Hey, what book is that? Cool, let's hang out tonight. Sex already? Whoa."
[cut to Darryl in interview]
Darryl: My resolution is to read more. And if someone else is driving me to the bookstore, I can eat my PB&J in the car. 2011 is coming up all Darryl.

O.C., The Seth: Darryl?!
Darryl: Hey, Seth! How's the earthquake treating you?
Seth: Ah... not too well. I need to ask for your help.
Darryl: Sure... but how can I help you?
Seth: Well, I'm guessing you don't have a... like a car or walkie-talkie or...
Darryl: This shopping cart is my only worldly possession.
Seth: Ok, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you for it.
Darryl: Sorry! No way! I... I'll give you my pants.
Seth: No. No. They look better on you. Listen... it has a flat tire and possibly a broken axle but it's a $70,000 dollar car and it's all yours in exchange for the cart.
Darryl: Sweet!

Just Like Heaven Darryl: So what kind of encounter have you had?
David: Encounter?
Darryl: Ectoplasm? Soniferous ether? I have a killer séance book if you're into communication.
David: Communicating is not her problem.

Charmed Darryl: Well, on the human side of things, I need you guys to put together a grudge list of any enemies you have past or present.
Prue: Already done.
Darryl: Abraxas, Barbas, Yama... What did you do? Date the United Nations?

Charmed Darryl: You're avoiding my question.
Andy: Because you don't want to know I went to an occult shop.
Darryl: You hate me, don't you? You want to see me suffer.

Charmed Darryl: You have to admit, you stopped seeing Prue for a reason, you thought she was hiding something from you. How do you know she wasn't hiding something like this?
Andy: A secret life of crime? I don't think so.
Darryl: You got a better explanation?