Nip Tuck Christian: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl at bar: [commands Christian] Smile. Thanks, but no thanks.
Christian: Is there spinach, sweetheart?

Nip Tuck Sean: I know you've slept with some strange types, Christian, but a 50-year-old school principal?
Christian: Put it on my tomb stone. Here lies Christian Troy. He was never predictable.
[Edit]
Christian: There are times I want to feel more May, than September for a change.

Nip Tuck Christian: Can I buy you a drink?
Kimber: I don't drink.
Christian: Can I buy you an appetizer?
Kimber: I don't eat. I'm a model.
[Christian gives up and is ready to leave]
Bartender: Another one before you hit the road?
Christian: No, I have to operate tomorrow.
Kimber: Are you a doctor?
Christian: [flashes smile] Plastic surgeon.

Mutiny on the Bounty 1962 Captain Bligh: Mr Christian! Kindly give me an explanation..
Fletcher Christian: Williams is been drinking sea water sir.. I was giving him some fresh water..I'm afraid he'll die without it.
Captain Bligh: You'll give no one water without my permission Mr. Christian! Take that ladle below!
Fletcher Christian: Aye-aye sir..
[Christian gives water to Williams and Captain Bligh knocks his hand.. Mr. Christian then knocks down Captain Bligh]
Fletcher Christian: You bloody Bastard...You'll not put your foot on me again!

Conor Cruise O'Brien Nothing does more to activate Christian divisions than talk about Christian unity.

Nip Tuck Christian: This is good.
Gina: Its Mahi-Mahi with an Asian slaw. I found the recipe online.
Christian: So what do you want? You need something.
Gina: I need you to make love to me.
Christian: You better have made a kick-ass dessert too, sweetheart.
Gina: I'm serious, Christian. I've got to get this baby out of me. My back aches. My bowels are backed up like a stadium toilet.
Christian: Your seduction skills need a little work.

Nip Tuck Sean: [discussing Julia] Do you want to be with her now?
Christian: Thought about it.
Sean: Do you think Matt looks like you?
Christian: Yes.
Sean: When you masturbate, do you ever think about her?
Christian: Yes.
Sean: Did you ever ask her to not marry me?
Christian: No.
Sean: Did you want to?
Christian: Yes.

Nip Tuck Patient (looking at a model walking by): How do you improve on that, huh?
Christian: Oh, there are ways. Believe me.
Patient: [referring to Christian's broken nose] Can I ask you how...?
Christian: Bedroom acrobatics.
Patient: Are you here to get it reset?
Christian: That's for wimps. I'm here to consult with Dr. Jordan about a surgical technique. She's a colleague of mine.

Nip Tuck Christian: [upon learning that Sean made a pass at Dr. Grace Santiago] Did you hire her because you're afraid that she might sue?
Dr. Grace Santiago: Lawsuits typically happen when you lose your job after you have slept with the boss.
Christian: Is that a threat?
Sean: [to Christian] Wait... you slept with Grace?
Christian: [rolls his eyes]
Sean: Goddamn it! Are you out of your mind? How could you do this!
Christian: Sleep with someone who rejected you?

Nip Tuck Christian: We're not having a three way.
Sean: Why not, everything else has been... I'll pay, Julia.
Renée: Uh, my name's Renée.
Sean: Not tonight, tonight it's Julia [Christian blows out smoke while shaking head]...Isn't this what you've always wanted, Christian?...Isn't this your dream?..To be with Julia and I here in this moment?
Christian: You're crazy.
Sean: And you haven't got the balls!
Renée: Maybe I should come back?
Christian: No.... Stay, Julia.