Two and a Half Men Charlie: Who loves kids?
Kids: Charlie Waffles!
Charlie: Right!
[Charlie turns off the TV]
Charlie: That's it, what do you think?
Alan [after staring in disbelief]: I'm going back to bed.
Charlie [to Jake]: What about you?
Jake: You couldn't have TiVo'd this?
Charlie: Hey, Charlie Waffles may love kids, but he's getting pretty sick of you!

Lost [Charlie sees Eko sawing wood]
Charlie: What are you makin'?
Mr. Eko: Hold that end.
Charlie: Is it a Starbucks?

West Wing, The Charlie Okay. Zoey and I are going out. I'll be on my pager.
Leo: You're going out?
Charlie: Yeah.
Leo: Charlie, you're taking extra protection, right?
Charlie: Hey, Leo...
Leo: Secret Service protection, Charlie. But thanks for loading me up with that image.

Two and a Half Men Alan: Charlie, she [Melissa] is the best receptionist I've ever had.
Charlie: I'm hoping to say the same.
Alan: Come on, Charlie, please do not crap where I work.
Charlie: Hey, you crap where I live!

Supernatural Charlie: Is he wearing eye-liner?
Vernon: Can't tell; I'm blinded by all the sterling silver.
Charlie: What a...
Charlie and Vernon: Douchebag.

Charlie Brown and Snoopy Show, The Snoopy: (howls at Charlie Brown's entrance, stopping when Charlie Brown sees him)
Charlie Brown (sarcastically): Man's best friend.

Fringe [over the phone]
Olivia: Charlie, it's me.
Charlie Francis: Dunham, what's up?
Olivia: I need a cross check on recent unsolved homicides. See if any bodies have turned up with a missing pituitary gland.
Charlie: Oh, you say the sweetest things.
Olivia: Only to you, Charlie.
Charlie: I'll get somebody on it.

3 10 to Yuma Charlie Prince: Morning Pinkerton. Name's Charlie Prince. I expect you heard of me.
Byron McElroy: Well, I heard of a balled up whore named Charlie Princess. That you, missy?
Charlie Prince: [shoots Byron] I hate Pinkertons.

Two and a Half Men Charlie: And how's your family back in... Davenport, Iowa?
Chelsea: I'm from Champaign, Illinois.
Charlie: You sure?
Chelsea: I'm sure.
Charlie: Bastard set me up!

Two and a Half Men Naomi: [She's pregnant] Hi.
Alan: Hi.
Naomi: Yeah... I'm not sure I have the right address.
Alan: No, you got the right address. Charlie, it's for you!
Charlie: Who is it?
Alan: Karma!
Charlie: What?
Alan: Your chickens have come home to roost.
Charlie: Chickens? Karma? Alan, what the hell are you talking...
[Charlie sees Naomi]
Charlie: Ohhhhhh. Charlie, it's for you!