Butt-head quotes, aphorisms, statements, say
Beavis and Butthead Do America Butt-head: Uh!
[Beavis does a spit take]
Beavis: UUAUGH!!!! AAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Beavis: CHANGE IT, BUTT-HEAD!!!!
Beavis: CHANGE IT!!!! COME ON!!!!
Beavis: COME ON, BUTT-HEAD, CHANGE IT, CHANGE IT!!!!!!!!!
Butt-head: Come on, Beavis, just check it out.
Beavis: [butting in] CHANGE IT!!! Aah!
Butt-head: I think this is one of those, like, coffee commercials. [singing badly] THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP!
Beavis: "Remember that café in Paris?"
Beavis and Butt-head: "JEAN PIERE!"
Butt-head: This sucks!
Beavis: Yeah really!
Beavis and Butthead Do America [two girls are seen from the back running down a hallway]
Butt-head: Uh, butt, butt, butt, butt, butt, butt!
Beavis: [joining in] Butt, butt, butt, butt, butt!
Butt-head: Uh, I think this is gonna be stupid.
Beavis: Yeah! Who the hell is this buttmunch?
Butt-head: Why is this dork here? [mocking the lead singer's expression] "Duuuuuuuhhhhhhh, uhhhhhhhhhh!"
Beavis: This is like: "Behind the scenes at a crappy band recording session!"
Beavis and Butthead Do America Spelling: Butt-head, perhaps you see a part of yourself in Michael.
Butt-head: Yeah, my butt.
Spelling: And Beavis, is that what you feel?
Butt-head: Beavis feels himself.
Beavis: Shut up, Butt-head! Heh, I'll kick your ass!
Beavis and Butthead Do America Butt-head: Don't worry, Beavis, be happy.
Beavis: Shut up, Butt-head! I'm not worried.
Butt-head: Oh yeah? Does this worry you? [smacks Beavis]
Beavis: AAH!! I'm gonna play drums on your nads with my foot!
Butt-head: I'd like to see you try, butt-knocker!
Beavis: Don't call me that, Butt-head! [kicks Butt-head in the testicles]
Butt-head: UUH! I'm gonna play drums on your face, buttknocker!
[The two continuously hit and yell at each other]
Butt-head: Okay, the fight's over! I won.
Beavis: No you didn't, Butt-head! I won.
Beavis and Butthead Do America Butt-head: This guy always likes to show off his butt.
Beavis: Yeah. And his butt sucks.
Butt-head: Oh yeah? How do you know?
Beavis: Shut up, Butt-head! I'll kick your ass!
Beavis and Butthead Do America Beavis: Hey, Butt-head, where is Butt Town?
Butt-head: I don't know, but I'm gonna find a map and go there.
Beavis: Can I come too?
Butt-head: Uh... no, Beavis. Dumbass.
Beavis and Butthead Do America Butt-head: I didn't know something could kick this much ass.
Beavis: Yeah! Oh yeah, that's cool. That's wild.
[Beavis and Butt-head are both laughing hysterically]
Beavis: Ooh, she's got a bunch of arms...
Beavis: That was cool!
Butt'head: That's unbelievable!
Beavis: Boy, I haven't seen a video in a while, that is really great!
Beavis: Hey Butt-head, got any more nutmeg?
Butt-head: I don't think so.
Beavis: That's okay. That's okay, man. I don't need any.