Boudreaux quotes, aphorisms, statements, say
Here Comes Pupcake [Boudreaux and van Cleaf reload his guns, and before shooting]
Pick van Cleaf: Boudreaux, Boudreaux, Boudreaux. I've been looking all over for you.
Boudreaux: You've been looking in the wrong places.
Pick van Cleaf: That's good, because I know you wouldn't want to... hurt my feelings.
Here Comes Pupcake Boudreaux: It's always nice to see you.
Det. Marie Mitchell: You seem to have a real talent, Mr. Boudreaux, for attracting violence.
Boudreaux: Does that make me a bad person?
Steel Magnolias Ouiser Boudreaux: Clairee, this is just a gesture. We're not feedin' Drum until the end of time.
Clairee Belcher: Drum loves pork and beans. Eats 'em with everything.
Ouiser Boudreaux: Well, that explains a lot.
Here Comes Pupcake Mr. Poe: Well, if it ain't my good friend Boudreaux. I thought you was gonna catha a ship.
Boudreaux: Maybe I'll stick around to run for mayor.
Natasha Binder: We're looking for someone who worked for you. The man's name is Douglas Binder.
Mr. Poe: I never heard of him.
Boudreaux: I think he know you.
Natasha Binder: Did he work for you, sir?
Mr. Poe: Maybe he did, maybe he didn't. I'm not too good with names.
Natrasha Binder: I have a photograph.
Boudreaux: What Mr. Poe trying to say, he is not too good with faces. Right?
Pick van Cleaf: Hello, Randal. I didn't know you had company.
Boudreaux: We were just leaving.
Steel Magnolias Clairee Belcher: [discussing the color of the football uniforms]... But I love the top - such a vibrant purple. Bob, would you call this color "grape" or "aubergine'?
Ouiser Boudreaux: SHUT UP!
Clairee Belcher: What?
Ouiser Boudreaux: You're makin' a fool outta yourself, Clairee.
Clairee Belcher: I am not.
Ouiser Boudreaux: This is football. All people care about are touchdowns and injuries. They don't give a damn about that grape shit.
Steel Magnolias Clairee: *Here*! [Grabs Ouiser by the shoulder and positions her in front of M'Lynn]
Clairee: *Hit this*! Go ahead M'Lynn, *slap her*!
Ouiser Boudreaux: [Taken aback and confused] Are you crazy?
Clairee: *Hit her*!
Ouiser Boudreaux: *Are you high, Clairee*?
Truvy: [In a frightened tone] Clairee, have you lost your mind?
Clairee: We'll sell t-shirts sayin' "I SLAPPED OUISER BOUDREAUX!" Hit her!
Annelle: [in a scared tone] Ms. Clairee, enoough!
Clairee: Ouiser, this is your chance to do something for your fellow man! Knock her lights out, M'Lynn!
Ouiser Boudreaux: [snatches away] Let go o' me!
Clairee: M'LYNN, YOU JUST MISSED THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME! HALF O' CHIQUAPIN PARISH'LL GIVE THEIR EYE-TEETH TO TAKE A WHACK O' OUISER!
Here Comes Pupcake Uncle Douvee: We'll fix him up good. Put bandage on, it no hurt. Be strong, my boy.
Boudreaux: Douvee, I've got some people after me.
Uncle Douvee: I know. I can smell them.
Boudreaux: You've still got a.30-06, the one I gave you for you birthday?
Uncle Douvee: No. A gator ate it. But, uh, I've still got you shotgun.
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