Steve Jobs The products suck! There's no sex in them anymore!
Steve Jobs Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?
Robert Haden Ready to swap a magic table cloth for a magic bed sheet.
Robert Haden If your girl friend gives notice and wishes to leave you she can do it only after she works for you two more weeks.
Alex Foxter An ad: "Ready to swap a book on birth control for a pram".
Robert Haden A monument to vandals has been unveiled recently: vandals are bewildered.
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