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Robert Haden quotes

Robert Haden In the dark the girl mixed up the gas-bags and cured the robber for a cold.

Steve Jobs quotes

Steve Jobs You can't just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they'll want something new.

Gordon Ester quotes

Gordon Ester The Nobel Prize for medicine was awarded to the scientist who discovered the way to bring dead people back to life. Alfred Nobel himself thanked the scientist for this contribution to science.

Robert Haden quotes

Robert Haden Scientists have proved that only those whales which have had enough of swimming throw themselves onto the shore.

Robert Haden quotes

Robert Haden An ad: " A club of sexually anxious lazybones will buy a bullock".

Gordon Ester quotes

Gordon Ester Even a king-size bed is too narrow for the two if one of them is a cat.

Robert Haden quotes

Robert Haden A fifth former left his daybook and his head at home on purpose so as his teacher could not make fun of him.

Steve Jobs quotes

Steve Jobs Click. Boom. Amazing!

Robert Haden quotes

Robert Haden In China school children assemble iPhones at the lessons of handicraft.

Lera Gercman quotes

Lera Gercman Our children will have problems: all logins will have been booked.

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